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Ah, that one was about dentistry! Not being a native english speaker, this made me think about the roots filling the canal under my house (also a waste of money - the company dealing with it needed to return three times just to find the root of the problem (pun intended))
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The house I bought in the early 90s. It was a money pit and the neighbors a nightmare (so bad, that three other long timers moved with them as a big factor and on our way out, one said she wanted to for that reason.) Ironically, during my time there I bought and sold the second worse car I've ever owned. And we got a cat that even my kids hated.
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As it was going to be our last time, £5K on two business/first class tickets on a Boeing 787 to Australia. My wife had severe panic attacks in the couple of days leading up to departure, so we couldn't go. We had already been 13 times before so I don't quite know what happened this time. For a variety of reasons, I was unable to claim the loss back. At least I saved the £2K we had put aside for spending money.
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That's pretty bad! 
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Back in the noughties, I bought an HP PDA running Windows CE. It seemed like a good idea at the time. After a few weeks, I went back to a notepad and pen.
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just topped 120 kgs.  Right, that's it, time to get fit!
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Better eat something first.
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Its this sodding working from home crap. Its been months now and I hate it. I have never been this lethargic and unfit!
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I think your name is the biggest give-away. 
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You should have seen my original...
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When I need to think I walk around.
When I'm working from home I eventually walk into the kitchen.
When in the kitchen I eat something.
Working from home is not good for you.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Don't store your food in the kitchen then 
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Yup. Just eat it all immediately.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Just send your stalker your address. You'll get plenty of exercise then!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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*rofl*
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Um, your new sig gives 404 now... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yes, it seems there is some kind of issue with the url sometimes.
Mind you, Palestine will go 404 if the right wing Israelies get their way so perhaps its relevant!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Um, your new sig gives 404 now...
Hover over the link and notice that it has a** in the URL which obviously isn't a page. Stupid bloody filtering.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I think your body needs to go back to it's 1967 borders.
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 Biggest laugh today.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I would be about 3 ft tall.
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120 kg. is kind of okay if you're 190 tall. On the other hand, if you're a midget, this means it's more easy to jump over you, than to go around you 
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195, and pretty big, but I used to weigh 109 a couple of years ago, and the extra 10 kgs isn't going to help my skiing!
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Munchies_Matt wrote: Right, that's it, time to get fit!
Maybe at 130kgs...
My blog[ ^]
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