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DaveAuld wrote: Damn, helicopters have just been put on hold due to weather! There is a shock...
Uh-oh.
You sound like the young cop's partner, who's only got three weeks until retirement...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Might as well be wearing a red shirt.
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Kirk out.
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Exactly! Or be the fat not-too-close friend of someone who turns into a monster.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Looks like your new platform is in [CP collor^] 
Enyoy your leave!
With friendly greetings, 
Eric Goedhart
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Congrats on your new job.
Are you taking the family with you; or is your every couple weekly commute about to get a whole lot longer?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Both, the family are relocating and the commute is going to get longer.
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Smuggle in a box full of the letter U and you'll make a bundle.
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If they don't want them there is a Oz airline that needs them as well!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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... a week from today, according to the announcement in my e-mail this morning.
We're finally migrating from Bloatus Goatse(*) to Microsoft Outlook.
(*) Lotus Notes, to the blessedly unafflicted.
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"I find Lotus Notes good."
---- said nobody ever
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Satan wrote, laughing maniacally as he did so: "I find Lotus Notes good."
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LOL!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I had a cow-worker who liked Blotus Goats and he now works for Disney. I will leave you to draw what conclusions you will. 
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: cow-worker
Clarabelle ?
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Disney
Nagy Vilmos wrote: draw
I see what you did there! 
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I had a cow-orker who was dazzled by the marketing lies in phb-times and thought it would be a good replacement for outlook/exchange. Fortunately he had no authority to make such a change, and it was useful to know about his low baffle with BS threshold early on. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Have they got the lead-lined boxes to store the servers in for 20,000 years? That sh*t is more dangerous than a Polonium-210 Cocktail!
veni bibi saltavi
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I've heard the IS dudes are trying something a little more permanent than that. They're opening a wormhole from the server room to a location close to Sagittarius_A*[^], a few nanometers above the event horizon.
We're hoping that won't let any of the icky stuff escape.
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Gary Wheeler wrote: a few nanometers above the event horizon
Gary Wheeler wrote: We're hoping that won't let any of the icky stuff escape.
Uh oh...[^]
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Oops(*).
(*) Of course, we're hoping we live in an offshoot of the Star Trek™ universe, so a little 'oops' with the physics will get resolved by the end of the episode.
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When Hawking made this announcement many other astronomers were rather dumbfounded.
There is an interesting documentary on this somewhere on youtube.
It turned out that Hawking said that information was not lost however he did not describe and prove the mechanism that allowed the information leave the event horizon.
This was what left the other astronomers dumbfounded - a statement was made but little proof was made to back it up.
Those theoretical physisists tsk tsk (as though I understand any of it!)
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Congrats on that!
Hope we will ever take this step out of hell
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I would really appreciate that you write about your new life with "Outlook"
Dont be too optimistic. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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