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Wow Thank You! You CPians sure are a supportive lot! I expected to be (deservedly) berated and abused for such an epic fail, but instead find mostly compassion and help! What a great community! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Pualee wrote: overpriced plumber
Is there any other kind?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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kmoorevs wrote: I hope it's worth some laughs!
That was a great story and I'm sorry you had such a terrible time for it but I was laughing as I imagined you trying to screw the new element in with the water splashing all over you.
I'm sure it was something out of a Three Stooges episode.
But, again, I know how terrible this kind of thing can be so I only tell you I lauged because you asked for it.
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What's funny was how fast the situation went from:
0) Oh my, that's more than a 'gurgle'
1) This is going to be bad, but maybe I can minimize the damage (if I can just get those threads started!)
2) This is really, really bad and getting worse by the second...and the only way out is just to let it gush uncontrolled whilst I rounded up the wrench and got to the meter.
While it was happening, I'm sure I had a mind-flash of Clark Griswold! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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That made me laugh again.
Probably because I've been through similar circumstances.
I've actually changed the elements in electric water heater also. The lower element was bent and no matter how much we yanked and tugged we couldn't get it out. Finally, we pulled it out as far as we could and snipped it with bolt cutters and shoved the spindly piece back into the water tank so we could put the new element in.
That's the cheapskate's way to fix. 
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Well, look at the bright side. You have small piece of carpet that is cleaner.
And the Darwin Award would only be awarded if you had not turned off the (presumably) 240VAC and gotten yourself electrocuted as the water, the wires, and you made a closed circuit. 
Marc
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If that's one of the dumbest thing you've ever done, you're doing pretty fine.
Personally I'm happy to be alive at all.
I once rolled down a ravine in a tractor. Against all odds I didn't even get hurt. The tractor was completely written off though.
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Most of the hot water heaters around here are labled Hot and Cold.
Mine I put Unions and shutoffs on both sides to be able to quickly disconnect the tank for replacement.
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At least the heater wasn't in the roof. Here in South Africa they are usually inside the roof. That would have been a real disaster!
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Remember, only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Everything? eww! 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Does that include Sunday dinner?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Yeah, since the guy was named "Friday"! 
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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no, thanks. I prefer Em (any day!) 
entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem
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Depending on your country of origin that could be considered at the very best un-PC and the very worst hate speech.
Rage against the narrative.
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I heard Friday fell into a depression once he found out that his days where numbered... 1 to 7.
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For some reason that raised the following question...
If the Addams family were so gruesome and horror why didn't they call Wednesday Monday?
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
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{
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}
}
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They probably didn't Thing about it!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Woa, it's really hot over there!!  
Is Scarlett Johansson in the area?!  
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Give that guy a medal. 
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They would've, but it melted while being stored in Cave Creek.
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I just accidentally deleted the main database on Azure for one of the projects I am working on. Oops 
Luckily, some panicky Google-fu revealed that Azure has a deleted databases tab, and the db gets backed up every five minutes! Was able to go, restore and everything is cool again 
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Hahaha! What a good story!
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