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Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The day Rage was introduced to Pharrell.
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Last week was a software giant poll on CP and Microsoft got as good results a Google or Apple. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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They weren't "as good", but were "much better". Were you expecting something different from the members of "The CodeProject - Community of .NET Developers"* or "The CodeProject - Your Visual Studio .NET Homepage"*? 
But to be fair, I voted Microsoft a 5 "mainly" because of Visual Studio and HoloLens and I am sure other members also didn't vote Microsoft just because of they were .NET Developers.
* These were official taglines of the CodeProject back then. 
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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The worse the food, the better the army. One more idea like that and we are invincible. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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They'll be experts in how cats fall from tables in no time.
Watch out humanity!! ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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... and my genes tell me that it's high time to prepare for Karneval[^]. Indeed I should have been active since november now, but I'm stuck in an area where this tradition is almost unknown. Right now Apfelkorn[^] and Kölsch[^] don't help very much and actually bring back the first language I ever learned.[^]
Edit: Just a little drunk post. Seems to be a tradition here, so don't think too much about it.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
modified 1-Feb-15 18:23pm.
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the link to Karneval was fun - I saw the ugly Schiachperchten/Perchtenmaske mask at the bottom - ugh !!
I thought the link to 'Colognian' (language) was interesting - from the point of view, that if "Dat hätt dä esu jesaat " has 11 meanings, that's pretty imprecise from an overall German point of view
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When I'm waiting for the train tomorr today, I would much more like to yell "Kamelle, de Zoch kütt!".
That, of course means the Parade in Cologne in two weeks, not a train.
Edit: 'Dat häs du esu jesaat' actually is very precise by being not precise. It's a classical paradoxon and also includes pretending to takes puns literally. Garth you also must have the gene whitch all the Bavarians around me lack.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
modified 1-Feb-15 19:21pm.
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Ok Garth, I have something for you. Do you want to hear that dialect? Then watch this. You will not understand a word, but I love the smoring and the squeaking throne, just as the totally unprecise meaning of most of the dialogue:
Many Germans will not even understand this[^]
And here we have one with (German subtitles): Have fun.[^]
"Unter uns jesaat: De Imperator is net sone leeve Jong wie ich et bin!"
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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lol ! - you're right, the first I had no chance of - even the second, with the subtitles, was well above my schoolboy German
I had to remember enough German to be a polite tourist last year, while I was in Erlangen for a week - it was fun, but taxing, and, it wasn't really required of course (but I always think its better to have at least hello, please, thanks etc in the local language)
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In years of highschool, none of my teachers was able to correctly pronounce my last name. German can be unpronouncable for anybody used to English, so howerver good yor skills may be, they certainly are an achievement.
On the funny side: In an on oline course, somebody from England tried to prove that German is an ugly and harsh language with a file of himself reading some text. One of the comments: "It IS a ugly language. At least if you pronounce it like a Klingon."
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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I used to think way back when I was at school that German was a harsh (I wouldn't say ugly) language - for German, we had a Vietnamese teacher who spoke 5 languages, for French we had an old British gent who had been sheltered by the French resistance after coming down on the wrong side - so he at least had spent time in France.
I was (very) delighted on having gone to Erlangen, through Frankfurt and back to Frankfurt on the way out, that German as spoken in reality is musical and sing-song (although not as sing-song as Swedish)
... and there's nothing like being in a hotel & bar in Frankfurt watching the World Cup Final, surrounded by passionate Germans
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And I thought understanding Saarländers was difficult...
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I count, at least, one drunk person in this thread
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If you get lost in the woods, a compass can help you get lost more north.
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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But the stars can get you home...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I hope the Star that takes me home is Sandra Bullock - I like her!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Sorry, but that's called stalking, then the police will take you (home?) instead.
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Also the grain/seeds you had dropped along the path could work. 
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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