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OriginalGriff wrote: And they remove the DRM so you don't have to work from a terrible OCR of poor scan of a bad photocopy of the wrong version of the manual to find the eighth word of the fourteenth line of page thirty two.
Oh, it's ELEPHANT by the way.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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LEGALLY BINDING VERSION "ENGLISH" VERSION
124.2.b. WE LOVE YOU, wherein "LOVE" means irrevocable WE LOVE YOU!
unconditional, non-transferable propagation of ownership,
excluding the restrictions of §§ 14.2.a, 14.2.b and 33.4-
99.6 inclusive, and "YOU" includes but is not limited to
your corporeal, fiscal self as well as your pets.
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I read that including your signature.
Still works. 
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Maybe legalese is the Perl of non-programmers.
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If you want a real laugh heart attack, look closer to home.
Compare what's in your user guides to what your sales brochures promise.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Harper Lee is to publish her second book[^] 55 years after her debut novel. The new book will deal with the first's protagonist, Scout, as an adult and her drinking problems. It is to be called Tequila Mockingbird.
veni bibi saltavi
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***groan*** 
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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The new book is real, out in the summer, but I may have altered the title.
veni bibi saltavi
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I see what you did there....
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I didn't see what you did there. What does Tequila have to do with a mockingbird? Please explain.
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Explaining the joke would ruin it. But since it's one of Nagy's ...
In English*, "Tequila" is pronounced "təˈkiː.lə", which sounds a bit like "to kill a".
* That's proper English as spoken in England (south of the Watford Gap), not the manglified-bastard-version spoken by 'merkins, nor the bizarre foreign-sounding gibberish spoken by our northern countrymen.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I know what he meant. I was kidding around with my reply.
but thanks for the "proper" English lesson. ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif) Cheers.
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Damn! I thought it was supposed to be the 'merkins who don't understand sarcasm. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: I thought it was supposed to be the 'merkins who don't understand sarcasm.
"Merkin" doesn't require an apostrophe. Google it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It would be pretty crazy to be that close to something like that.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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Apparently he fainted and got a concussion form the crash. The passenger got some minor bruises. The "funny" thing is that the driver suffers from heart problems, but if you don't get a heart attack from that Id say your heart is fine. 
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: but if you don't get a heart attack from that Id say your heart is fine
Good point. It sure does make a good stress test. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I'll think I will skip that heart test if they ask me to take it
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Not just my heart that would get stress tested. I suspect my underwear would be spot checked as well... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: would be spot checked
I see what you did there. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I can only hope that you two are not in the same room now
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As an accountant he was always counting.
Does anybody know what he is up to now?
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