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On that subject, that registered as 3dfx voodoo in my mind. 
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Maybe you should see a witch doctor?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Reading are hard. Writing are harderer.
veni bibi saltavi
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I read this in a pirate voice and it made me laugh a lot 
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I typed it in a pirate outfit; you're welcome.
veni bibi saltavi
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I thought pirates drank rum, not gin?
Scratch that, they probably drink whatever they can steal - keep an eye on your Gordons!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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There's a 'Postcard from home' put up in my Daughters School from one of her classmates. It's a photo of the little girl sitting at a table and the Parent has put "Mia is really enjoying learning to wright".
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Just be happy she is not really enjoying learning to wight 
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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A new watersource found in West Berkshire? 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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yeah that's how my mind was working.
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That was a badly read well in Reading.
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After years spent trawling the internet I've learned to always comment on things I haven't bothered reading
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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There's a soundrecorder[^] built into Windows.
--Edit; fixed link.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Broken link.
If it is a sound recorder, I guess you just have to screenshot 25 times a second to get the pictures as well.
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This page cannot be found, I think your linky is not worky and you need to fixy
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Rage wrote: When I usually post a request "...", for some reasons, people usually answer "I would rather do B. Here is a link to a tool that does it"
John has more weapons than you do.
«I'm asked why doesn't C# implement feature X all the time. The answer's always the same: because no one ever designed, specified, implemented, tested, documented, shipped that feature. All six of those things are necessary to make a feature happen. They all cost huge amounts of time, effort and money.» Eric Lippert, Microsoft, 2009
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Rage wrote: people usually answer "I would rather do B.
Because many times that's the best answer.
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Camstudio had already been mentioned by the time I got there, so I had nothing to add.
Rage wrote: When I usually post a request "I want to achieve A. What tool would you recommend ?", for some reasons, people usually answer "I would rather do B. Here is a link to a tool that does it".
Welcome to the Interwebs, Newbie.
Sheesh. France has finally made it into the 20th century.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Rage wrote: for some reasons, people usually answer "I would rather do B.
I HATE THAT!!!!!
So many times. So very, very many times.
I despair at some, laugh at others, and cry at still more.
I can only imagine it is the "Oh - I can't answer that question because I don't know the technology - but I know some related stuff, and will get points for posting!" scenario.
Drives me MAD! MAdd I tell you.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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_Maxxx_ wrote: I despair at some, laugh at others, and cry at still more.
I would rather ignore them.
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I bank with a very, very well known bank whom I won't name. They are awful, but for complicated reasons I'm stuck with them for the moment.
They offered me a "We'd love your feedback" page, which was a mistake on their part. Or so I thought.
I filled in quite a detailed rant about the issues with their site, from security to basic speed and performance. I went to hit "submit" and it popped up a message saying "Only alphabets and numbers please". Alphabets and numbers. Right.
No full-stop/periods, no commas, no question marks or apostrophes. I couldn't even put a newline in the text box.
My mind boggles. These guys are managing my money. Seriously scary.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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ItshouldbefunnytoseehowtheyhandlearantwithoutanypunctuationProbablythesamewayonewithpunctuation
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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*ItshouldbefunnytoseehowtheyhandlearantwithoutanypunctuationProbablythesamewayasonewithpunctuation
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Pobablythesamewayonewithpunctuation
Very likely...
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ROFL
BTW: Was space allowed?
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