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The new book is real, out in the summer, but I may have altered the title.
veni bibi saltavi
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I see what you did there.... 
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I didn't see what you did there. What does Tequila have to do with a mockingbird? Please explain.
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Explaining the joke would ruin it. But since it's one of Nagy's ...
In English*, "Tequila" is pronounced "təˈkiː.lə", which sounds a bit like "to kill a".
* That's proper English as spoken in England (south of the Watford Gap), not the manglified-bastard-version spoken by 'merkins, nor the bizarre foreign-sounding gibberish spoken by our northern countrymen.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I know what he meant. I was kidding around with my reply.
but thanks for the "proper" English lesson. ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif) Cheers.
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Damn! I thought it was supposed to be the 'merkins who don't understand sarcasm. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: I thought it was supposed to be the 'merkins who don't understand sarcasm.
"Merkin" doesn't require an apostrophe. Google it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It would be pretty crazy to be that close to something like that.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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Apparently he fainted and got a concussion form the crash. The passenger got some minor bruises. The "funny" thing is that the driver suffers from heart problems, but if you don't get a heart attack from that Id say your heart is fine. 
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: but if you don't get a heart attack from that Id say your heart is fine
Good point. It sure does make a good stress test. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I'll think I will skip that heart test if they ask me to take it 
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Not just my heart that would get stress tested. I suspect my underwear would be spot checked as well... 
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OriginalGriff wrote: would be spot checked
I see what you did there. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I can only hope that you two are not in the same room now
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As an accountant he was always counting.
Does anybody know what he is up to now?
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He's doing an OU degree and standing for cooncillor (deliberate oop-north spelling).
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his neck, as usual
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Shirley Cun_selor would be a better word?
veni bibi saltavi
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Are you saying he is having a sex change as well?
"Dalek Shirley" - nah, it's not going to work...
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How about Dalek Doris?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Well, it's better than "Dalek Ethel Crudacre"!
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