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ulong forBetterJokes;
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public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
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float theBismark;
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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In high school my schoolmate wrote this on a test, when we were studying pointers.
free (willy);
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Looks like an average 2-up 2-down, 2-up 2-down, 2-up 2-down, 2-up 2-down, 2-up 2-down, 2-up 2-down.
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Ah... the ups and downs of the housing market. Be careful, or you could be taken for a ride.
/ravi
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Cool! 
Wonder if that would work with my 2 room appartment as well? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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it would probably easier to turn that into a rollercoaster trolly
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Only if they are really big rooms.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Ouch, that looks uncomfortable.
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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They're being "innovative".
Instead of lowering the price to meet demand, they're adding extra costs.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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seemingly it should have gone as a parcel and not a letter
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Exactly how to you get the spam out of the can, while posting it? Or do you post the entire container, somehow? Interesting. 
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thin slices (I have an excellent desk saw)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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What do folks here think of the planned mission? It's a one-way mission - so people going would know they'd never get back to earth. There will always be doubts as to whether they'd get to Mars alive, or if they do, whether they'd be able to stay alive for more than a few days. The idea sounds exciting, but I am not sure we are technologically at a point where we can make this feasible in a safe manner.
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Send the most violent criminals up there.
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It's opt-in. They filtered the list down from 100s of 1000s from across the world to a final 100 from which it will be further filtered down to 24.
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Their funeral, I guess. I wish them luck though, and plenty of sex. It would be sad to be stranded on a planet with 50 12 cold fish. 
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I wonder what gender ratio they are going for.
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Two girls for every boy. 
Actually, 8 boys and 16 girls would work.
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Sure. And, should they survive, we get our own version of Klingons in the future.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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More like Khan's than Klingons. We just have to send a virus before it gets that advanced.
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