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If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Indeed, it was a surprise, she went to NY for Fashionweek, and I thought she'd bring me an "I <3 NY" shirt... xD
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My chief executive provided me and my colleagues a Surface Pro3 yesterday. It´s awesome...
I installed VS2013, too.
But I am so stupid:
I forgot to take the connector with me and I´m working from home today and tomorrow...
 
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Ah, that's a shame.
When I open my VS on the Surface, I feel empowered. It really doesn't make much sense, I guess, but now I can code while I commute, while I'm at the coffee shop, or while I'm at my in-laws house 
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Just updated Notepad++
this text is installed as the default new document
Quote: Freedom of expression is like the air we breathe, we don't feel it, until people take it away from us.
For this reason, Je suis Charlie, not because I endorse everything they published, but because I cherish the right to speak out freely without risk even when it offends others.
And no, you cannot just take someone's life for whatever he/she expressed.
Hence this "Je suis Charlie" edition.
- #JeSuisCharlie
Mais Oui
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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It was released on January 10, so you're a little late to the party.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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There was a party!?
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 Not really. I updated the day it came out (and I think others did as well). You're 39 days late.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Yeah - my rule is only to update things if either a) a security issue is fixed or b) there's something in the update I actually need / want
IN Notepad++'s case, this time, I actually unintentionally updated as I pressed enter while looking at a button on the other monitor!
Why can't my monitors tell which one I'm looking at, for goodness sake!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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_Maxxx_ wrote: Why can't my monitors tell which one I'm looking at, for goodness sake!
Ha! If I got a $ for every time I've had two laptops in front of me and couldn't work out why the cursor didn't follow the mouse..
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Upvoted because of the serenity added to my life by knowing I'm not the only idiot who does this.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Idiots unite!
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon
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Hey! You just called him an idiot!
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Haven't you read the bible?
Beware of Englishmen bearing compliments
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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_Maxxx_ wrote: Why can't my monitors tell which one I'm looking at, for goodness sake!
This may help[^]
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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Wow.
That's certainly well worth several meg of video storage.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: That's certainly well worth several meg of video storage.
Maybe you know something that I don't?
It is useful to me since I have 2 monitors and can't always locate the cursor easily. This makes it obvious where the cursor is.
If you find it offensive on any level just don't use it. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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Erm, I've been using that since Win XP first came out.
All that is required to inform people of it is a single line of text (<100 bytes), not 50MB of video files (>50,000,000 bytes).
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: All that is required to inform people of it is a single line of text (<100 bytes), not 50MB of video files (>50,000,000 bytes).
Just trying to help you. If the video offends you don't watch it.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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OK - well, I win!
We Rastafari make soup with soluble saab (13)
We Rastafari = I and I
*Quote: I and I (also spelled I&I, InI, or Ihi yahnh Ihi) is a complex term, referring to the oneness of Jah (God) and every human. Rastafari scholar E. E. Cashmore: "I and I is an expression to totalize the concept of oneness. 'I and I' as being the oneness of two persons. So God is within all of us and we're one people in fact. I and I means that God is within all men. The bond of Ras Tafari is the bond of God, of man." The term is often used in place of "you and I" or "we" among Rastafari, implying that both persons are united under the love of Jah.
Wikipedia
I thought everybody knew that? Maybe you chaps don't have rastafarian friends?
with soluble saab - anagram of soluble saab (with the two I's from I and I)
Gives Bouillabaisse - a soup!
I honestly thought it was easy(ish)
I'll try for an easier one next time (in about 7 hours!)
.\\axxx
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I like it, I and I is great for a cryptic clue!
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 thanks - I was quite pleased with it myself!
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SockPuppeteer wrote: I thought everybody knew that
Er, yeah.
Everybody in the Commonwealth!
Don't go picking up bad habits from the plankies. The truth world is out there.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Replies that don't post, chewing cables, index out of range errors...
Sigh...someone feed the them!
Marc
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The Moderation queue has been busy this evening.
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