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Isn't one wife is enough to get poisoned?
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Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Well, I reckon your probability of getting poisoned goes up exponentially with the number of wives. So with 4 wives it goes up 2^4 = 16 fold. So, it's much better to stick to one wife. And this is pure logic, so it must be true! 
modified 22-Feb-15 19:31pm.
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I only had one wife and she tried to poison me.
She blamed it on not knowing how to cook. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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But one wife is enough to kill you, so in for penny...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I never liked tea that much (only with lots of sugar) and I really hate coffee.
So then I got a job and realized everyone drinks tea or coffee. So I decided to try tea. No sugar, as I'm trying to be healthy.
I stopped drinking it a few times because I really didn't like it.
Now since a while I even drink it at home in the evenings.
And today I drank tea with my breakfast (nettle tea) and in the afternoon (caramelised pear) at home.
I'm now enjoying a vanilla and caramel tea.
Might go for a green tea with lemon later.
What's happening to me?
And for those who think all those flavours are for women and wussies, I really don't care
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Have you thought on starting to write your will?
Those are clear signs of rapid decadence... 
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I've always been decadent
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I'm too, never drink coffee...but drink a lot of 'tea' no real tea (those green leaves) but what called herbal-tea...
I drink it without sugar (occasionally honey) and drink it hot and cold too...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: and cold too
I've always loved ice tea! And now even ice tea green 
I'm also liking the ice tea flavoured lemonades, they're quite new here (not really very new, but like one to two years I think).
Of course those all contain loads of sugar... 
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Oh dear, better have your doctor check your upper lip for signs of increased stiffness.
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Good thinking, my dear sir ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
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I used to drink hot chocolate until I started work. There was only coffee in the office, so I started drinking it. Now, I drink more coffee than all other liquids combined (water, juice, tea - hot or cold).
Tea, when I drink it, is always black - no sugar or milk.
Last summer, I started drinking my coffee black as well.
Give it time; if you are a developer, coffee will find its way into your life...
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Tim Carmichael wrote: I used to drink hot chocolate
I didn't, but at my new work they have a machine that gives coffee (all kind of flavours) and hot chocolate. Every day at about 11 AM (usually my third drink of the work day) I drink a hot chocolate 
Tim Carmichael wrote: Give it time; if you are a developer, coffee will find its way into your life...
I really don't think so
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Tim Carmichael wrote: Give it time; if you are a developer, coffee will find its way into your life...
I have 20 years and no coffee yet. How much I have to give?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I run on coffee - only Starbucks. Most other brands are junk. And I never drink decaf. Life is way too short to drink decaf! ![Java | [Coffee]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
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Cornelius Henning wrote: Starbucks.
Ptui. 
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You're apparently having a different scale in the US.
Over here, Starbucks is the kind stuff my wife is drinking.
She also likes light beer.
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I have heard that Starbucks outside of the USA is not of the same quality. Family members in Australia have complained about their particular version of Starbucks, after visiting us and tasting the USA variety. That may explain the adverse reaction to the brand from some members here in the Lounge.
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Perhaps the US variant has the kind of stuff in it that makes people fat, and thus they love it
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Yeah! You may be right! 
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Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex.
veni bibi saltavi
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I usually get take away, does that make it an open prison?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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If they have to put flavouring in their tea, it must be really cr@p tea.
Find a distributor of good quality pu-erh.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I've drank all kinds of tea, but I only like the flavoured ones. Natural tea is just a little tasteless...
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