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Mark_Wallace wrote: You haven't concreted
That's one buzzword I will try to use next meeting.
"I've concreted my new implementation".
I'd rather be phishing!
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Luckily, I won't be at that meeting.
So you might not get a slap.
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Putting in a patio. 5 by 8.5 meters. Beside the house. The thing is, the French seem to over do things, and the guy is putting in foundations you cold build a friggin house on! Hence the large volume of soil. (As well as having scraped the top 5 inches off part of the garden to get rid of bamboo roots that have invaded from a neighbours garden).
All in all, it was a massive amount of soil. God knows what putting in a swimming pool produces! 
I will probably sling that in the gully we have, it is free of bamboo, and thus safe.
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Quote: “Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.”
--Sigmund Freud
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Now I am relieved. When I read "Another Thought for the Day" on the main page, I was afraid that OG thinks twice a day 
Sorry OG should only be a joke  I like your TODD, but usually I'm not able to give comment.
Bruno
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Fear not - I'm lucky to think once a day!
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Bruno Sprecher wrote: I was afraid that OG thinks twice a day
He does. The first thought is humbug, and the second is "baah!"
He's therefore a reverse Scrooge, so we need to handle him carefully -- with a left-handed scroogedriver.
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As long as it isn't a Hackersaw...
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Naah! They went extinct millions of years ago.
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Quote: and the second is "baah
FTFY
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Quote: I like your TODD*
You only like him when he's alone?
"on his Tod" is cockney rhyming slang for being alone
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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This quote is commonly mis-attributed to William Gibson, as well as (for the gullible) Freud, who says its source is Steven Winterburn. There are other claims to authorship: [^].
«I'm asked why doesn't C# implement feature X all the time. The answer's always the same: because no one ever designed, specified, implemented, tested, documented, shipped that feature. All six of those things are necessary to make a feature happen. They all cost huge amounts of time, effort and money.» Eric Lippert, Microsoft, 2009
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If all the world’s a stage, where does the audience sit?
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There is no audience. We are all players!
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You are a man of many parts!
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Many of which should remain under cover.
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And do remain so, thankfully.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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No smiley face? What brought this on? 
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Have we suddenly been transported to the APOD thread?
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Just let it go, Cornelius!
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Don't call me Cornelius; it'll confuse everyone else.
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Ok Cornelius Mark! 
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Shirley that's better.
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This is getting boring. You can have the last word!
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