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I thought that was when the Whiskey was consumed? 
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Only if they are out in the sun at the time.
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I don't understand... surly anytime is a time to drink. I'm getting the impression that you mean that you shouldn't drink and walk you dog. Shame on you, in that case.
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Dave never drinks whiskey, no self-respecting scot would
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Yes, I kn... Wait, you said what? That was news to me, unless you mean that they pour it down their trough/throat instead 
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They drink Scotch, also known as Whisky, but never Whiskey (which would be Irish, American or ...) 
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Oh I see, I have a US English dictionary, so it auto-corrected me to drink properly
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Just trying to save you from Scottish wrath.
It may already be too late and the Scottish equivalent of a Fatwa issued against you (being either beaten to death with a frozen haggis, battered and deep fried or shown what's under their kilts [a far worse fate]).
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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The world might change for the better, but British lousy dressing standards must remain. Otherwise the world would go mad I say. Mad. Etc.
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: British lousy dressing standards must remain
Quite right!
Daddy's sauce is far superior to that foreign muck!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Holiday? New Job? Deportation? too drunk to read the departure board correctly?
we need to know
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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New job.
He quit the cold, damp heart of the North Sea oil platforms for the hot, dry deserts in a search for a shorter commute...
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He'll be the only Scotsman in Qatar come 2022.
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We'll have to help him put together an independence campaign.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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why do I get rats and sinking ships spring to mind
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Oh come one that's just not on. Totally unfair. Unjustifiable.
NOW I have to wash the coffee from both my shirt AND my monitor
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Dave Auld doesn't always see the sun, but when he does he gets blinded.
Dave Auld has been preparing for his new environment by rereading Dune.
Dave Auld looks forward to commuting on a bantha.
Dave Auld's relocation has caused a sever downturn in the haggis industry.
Dave Auld has been seen skulking around the marketplace "looking for dates".
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Another easy one:
Hear CA? You peek - you find! Stay calm, if you can. (2,3,3,4,4,4)
Good luck!
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Ar, arr, arr, arrr, arrr, arrr
Am I close?
Life is too shor
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megaadam wrote: Am I close?
Well, if you are panicking, then you are not.
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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IF YOU CAN, KEEP YOUR HEAD?
Anagram of "Hear CA? You peek - you find"
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It really is! 
Now you have got one more thing to do on Monday.
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Just a suggestion: putting nearly half the answer - word for word - in the question doesn't look right...
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"Where possible, stay calm"?
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