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HobbyProggy wrote: Who needs a firehose in his pants? That seems uncomfortable
That's not what she said. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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I never did understand this skinny fashion of today.
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who cares, it will more than likely get you into trouble one day e.g. when she says I'm pregnant
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Why should she think you are pregnant?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Well if I'm pregnant then I'm rich 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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or your parents have lied to you for a long time
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Not if your round belly only makes you look pregnant. That's what the medicine men call a beer pregnancy. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Article said: The numbers should help “reassure the large majority of men that the size of their penis is in the normal range”, said British researchers who had assembled data from studies where participants had their member measured by a professional.
So this is the British standard! Those measured were suffering from the "British Disease".
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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I wish you would have put PNSFW. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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What's the P standing for?
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Wash your brain out!
P for possibly.
Bringing up a large headline about penis size can be rather embarrassing when the boss walks by.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Corporal Agarn wrote: Bringing up a large headline about penis size can be rather embarrassing when the boss walks by
Only if you don't lean back in your chair and loudly says: Yeah!
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Sorry, mate. It was posted from my vantage point in the corner. There's nothing overtly sexual in the article and I thought that if it escaped the aggressive intentions of our local content police, it would be safe for anyone. It's not that long since we had to seek special dispensation to gain access to technical blogs.
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Not a problem. Just a quick X and problem solved. I will read the article at home tonight.
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Corporal Agarn wrote: Bringing up a large headline about penis size can be rather embarrassing when the boss walks by.
Depends on his penis size or her preference.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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Don't you know?
A is for apple, B is for balloons...., P is for *****,
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Shirley, you can't be serious?
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You might also be interested in [this^] 
With friendly greetings,
Eric Goedhart
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Wait, this is getting complicated now. Suppose I went for one of those but then needed a whole body transplant[^]?
I can just imagine 10 years down the line getting calls saying 'Have you been sold a surgical procedure? Do you know you may be eligible for compensation if you lost more weight than you were bargaining for'
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racketeer wrote: Wait, this is getting complicated now. Suppose I went for one of those but then needed a whole body transplant
Ok, now I see why they call it a "whole body transplant" instead of a "head" transplant...
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Yes, it was first described as a head transplant but really the idea is that the person stays in the head and the body is swapped. It all sounds fairly straight forward.
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Yeah, I got that...my response was a poorly-executed "big head" vs "little head" word play.
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