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Not a problem. Just a quick X and problem solved. I will read the article at home tonight.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Corporal Agarn wrote: Bringing up a large headline about penis size can be rather embarrassing when the boss walks by.
Depends on his penis size or her preference. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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Don't you know?
A is for apple, B is for balloons...., P is for *****,
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Shirley, you can't be serious?
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You might also be interested in [this^] 
With friendly greetings, 
Eric Goedhart
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Wait, this is getting complicated now. Suppose I went for one of those but then needed a whole body transplant[^]?
I can just imagine 10 years down the line getting calls saying 'Have you been sold a surgical procedure? Do you know you may be eligible for compensation if you lost more weight than you were bargaining for'
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racketeer wrote: Wait, this is getting complicated now. Suppose I went for one of those but then needed a whole body transplant
Ok, now I see why they call it a "whole body transplant" instead of a "head" transplant...
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Yes, it was first described as a head transplant but really the idea is that the person stays in the head and the body is swapped. It all sounds fairly straight forward.
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Yeah, I got that...my response was a poorly-executed "big head" vs "little head" word play.
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Oh, no. It's too late in the day for me to pick up on that 
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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from
you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.
veni bibi saltavi
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I was hoping for a joke, not a rant about current events.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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In Italy there would be a dozen of prostitutes
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In the queue, or working on the queue? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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As a gift 
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This is fictitious, since a barber does not exist:
A barber is a person who only haircuts those who do not haircut themselves. (Adapted from Bertrand Russell).
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This is Lounge. Logics are out of scope of this forum.. 
Programmer : A machine that converts coffee into code !
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Good to note.
Rohan Leuva wrote: Logics
However, could not find the word 'logics' explicitly mentioned on top of the Lounge. You are 'Protector' - kindly arrange to get that word added to the clauses there, and I will keep that in mind in future.
However, for the present, 'logics'* are allowed. However, programming questions are not allowed; and by any logic, this is not a programming question 
* I've not seen that word in any standard dictionary - so please arrange to add that to, say, the Oxford Dictionary 
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Great find 
For some reason, I got downvoted (aka, spammer status) for my earlier barber post 
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On my way to the train station this am I was walking past achurch in the road was a desdestroyed pair of trousers, a pair of ripped socks on the pavement and a traffic cone that was obviously the chew toy of a large dog. The most obvious answer is a werewolf is loose in Bristol, looking at the locals not a surprise!
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glennPattonCONTRACTING wrote: Occams razor
Personally, I prefer Gillette - that's the best a man can get (apart from Jennifer Aniston of course...)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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