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Well...Monty Python, Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Dave Allen, Billy Connelly, Frankie Boyle, ...
Perhaps we're right... 
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Obviously 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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Don't forget about Jimmy Savile, Jim Davidson, Freddie Starr and Jason Manford!  
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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And you have Margaret Cho, Tim Allen, Lisa Lampanelli, and Dane Cook...
...and a TV industry that takes a funny UK show, leeches all the humour out, sets it in the US and wonders why it doesn't work! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: a TV industry that takes a funny UK show, leeches all the humour out, sets it in the US and wonders why it doesn't work!
If you take back Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell - I promise we'll stop.
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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No, no - I'll just keep on not watching 'em!
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Mind you, you also have Reginald D. Hunter so it's not all bad.
Except he's over here...
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Is that funny like a clown...?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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OriginalGriff wrote: British Rail?
They print a lot of tickets every day...
But they haven't existed for years 
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They still haven't noticed yet...
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Quote: British Rail?
Nish: This entire thread has jumped the rails! Can somebody respond to Nish's initial question, please?
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To be honest, I've moved on. Trying other venues now
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Beware the cybermats
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Rumors of Wars[^]
A faith-based movie about what could happen when the gov't stages terrorist attacks to take control of the population, forcing them to get RFID implants. A cheezy low-budget movie, but I can't help think it's somewhat prophetic, at least, the gov't eventually forcing everyone to get these implants in order to obtain food stamps, medical care, jobs, etc. Obama-care is just the beginning. Yeah, I know, I should take it to the soapbox.
Marc
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wouldn't happen, not saying the government wouldn't try and RFID everyone just that the project would overrun by 10 years, not work and would be eventually cancelled at huge cost
nice little earner for the company that got the contract though (strokes chin and wanders off looking thoughtful)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: wouldn't happen
Already has. Cell phones anyone? 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: Cell phones anyone?
I have a cryptographically secure phone.
It's the original motorola razr flip phone.
The battery only holds a charge for 2 minutes and even when it's on it gets no reception.
Try tracking me on that. 
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newton.saber wrote: I have a cryptographically secure phone.
Doesn't exist.
newton.saber wrote: The battery only holds a charge for 2 minutes and even when it's on it gets no reception.
OK. You got me. That is a pretty secure cell phone.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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private enterprise not government, if it was down to government we would still be using smoke signals
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Marc Clifton wrote: Obama-care is just the beginning.
You know that the British National Health Service is one of the things that we, as a nation, are most proud of?
People who complain about such amazing, wonderful things seem to us to be lacking in intelligence.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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