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Good solution, incorporating the principles of both re-usability and encapsulation.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Three DBA's walk into the Mongo Bar, but they didn't like it...
... they couldn't find a table. 
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I'd Drop it if I were you... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Go pivot!
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Hey, what kind of language is that? Show a little Constraint, will you?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Should I delete it?
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INSERT INTO SunshineFreeLocation (...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: SunshineFreeLocation
Isn't that the deep ravine up near Skund?
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"Your Finger You Fool"?
I think you are thinking of the village of Slice:
"One of these small hamlets, Slice, is in a deep forested cleft in the mountains and contains both the original Rock and a Hard Place (where there is right of way) and the Place Where the Sun Does Not Shine, which will be shown to visitors for a small fee (postcards available)."
No, it's where the monkey keeps his nuts.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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CRUD, these bad jokes could go on all day.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Depends a little on how many that Join in...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Only a select few will understand the joke, I had to update your rep. Not like some of the crud jokes you get here that should be deleted (I'd like to execute some posters). I say let's insert some amusing values into this transaction and commit to following procedure. Let's create an index of good taste, clustered around solid relationships.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Sensible parameters, which require no injection of input from me.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OMG this DROPped me out of my chair! 
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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That is because Mongo is from beyond Go.
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Mongo Smash![^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Maybe they just needed a KEY to JOIN in.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I think they didn't have enough cache.
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Mind if I join you then?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Perception vs Reality.
After many years of pondering, I now feel that Perception is Reality.
What say thou?
For those who have the wherewithal to read on, here is the fine print (this is all my opinion, based on several events, experiences, readings, over all these years; please feel free to comment):
Consider two states:
Dream: During a dream, my mind creates a new universe and passes me through some events, circumstances. After the dream is over, this is all false. But, at the time the dream is happening, it is real; I meet a friend there, and talk to him, etc. and all this is real then. I come across a dangerous situation, and instinctively attempt to escape; maybe the heart pounds faster at that time; this is real. So, the perception felt during a dream is indeed reality. For each dream, the universe is different.
Waking: Similar to a dream, with an important difference: The dream repeats every day within the same universe, with the same set of people and locations. With every passing day, the perception changes, and hence the reality also changes. In other words, I perceive a new 'fact' about a person or situation; and this is my new reality. In essence, perception is reality. Notwithstanding the fact that this reality changes every day. The day my life ends, this is all false.
Did the above cause a perceived confusion in your mind? Well, that is indeed reality.
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Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol. ![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
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I bet you had to look up what "lack of alcohol" ment 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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How would you know, you have never experienced that state
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I first postulated my theory back in the 80's and I've vigorously avoided reality ever since!
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