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To minimize resource use, you should be using the special rant character set. We don't need no Unicode to rant, in fact all we need is capital letters, numerals, the comma (everyone needs to catch a breath when they're shouting), a period (if for no other purpose than ellipsis) and an exclamation mark. If compression is the goal, the standard notation of !n (no spaces) can be used, where n is the number of contiguous exclamations required. Some have debated the inclusion of the question mark, but in a true rant any question is rhetorical and "?" might be considered redundant.
There is, of course, the even more optimal Irish rant which on this day cannot be forgotten. This consists of the letter F in place of the combination of the letters CFKU in the customary sequence with the addition of the letters DEGINRS which may be appended to the symbol in only a few combinations. Full comprehension of an Irish rant requires a combination of the context of the rant and lots of Guinness.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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They are equivalent. The first is IL, the C# code compiles into IL.
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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The word of the day is
Pilchard
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Bob's cat? 
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What a small word you've found to be the word of day.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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"Callipygian" is for more well-rounded individuals.
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I know a few callipygian people, and strangely enough, they're all female?!?!? Go figure... 
I don't know any pilchards, though... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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"These people are having more fun than you!"
"Wild party at the Natural History museum -- Java Man jumps Lucy's bones!"
modified 16-Mar-15 19:27pm.
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"6 reasons why improving security is so hard"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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As far as I'm concerned my blog is now officially moved from my free WordPress account to my own domain.
It wasn't easy as WordPress doesn't really give you a lot of tools for moving from a free .com account.
At least I'm pretty SEO optimized (or so I believe) and I learned a bit in the process 
Anyway, glad that's over. I can't see another blog for the rest of my life 
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Headline: Man Emerges From WordPress-induced Fog, Dazed & Confused 
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Huh? What do you mean? Where am I? And who are you? 
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Autosave enabled, I believe
Else, there'll be not much difference.
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Yes, I believe so 
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The Lazy<Sander> jumps over the WordPress blog.
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Agent__007 wrote: The Lazy<Sander> jumps over the quick brown WordPress blog fx
FTFY
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Is a last will and testament a dead giveaway?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Not according to the tax man.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Yep. I found this out the hard way last week. My father-in-law passed away almost two years ago. (2013 - paid a partial year of taxes) His house didn't sell until early 2014. We had to file for the estate again for last year (2014) to cover the gains, which wasn't much, however the accountant still charged $185 for it, which was probably a single form! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Up to 55% giveaway to the tax man, I believe. - state side
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That's the brain dead giveaway...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: That's the dead brain giveaway
FTFY
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Now the fun part; what purpose did/does it serve?
(Yes, there's more to it than just squeezing taxes from citizens)
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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