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My pinky just pinged off and stuck in my ear.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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As Pete mentioned when he posted this beast - it's a tap chord! (I think my left hand has only just stopped hurting!)
Of course you'd never mainstream with such a chord (unless you're Frank Zappa), just use it in a transition! 
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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See.... the problem with these is you have to say the words as though they were one continuous word. If you have trained yourself to leave a momentary pause between words when speaking (to improve your communication with others), these don't work as well.
But, once understood, they are amusing.
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Is this an
As
And
Ehm
School
?
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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Hey!
How did you guess my password?!?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Just got half a dozen of good reads from today's xkcd[^], as I did not know about all these "mysteries".
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Yeah, I love that line.
(It is also a frequent punchline from Nathan, in Castle).
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Blinking ? Why the elephant should the thing blink ?
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The sun's in its eyes
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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According to the article languages at Wikipedia[^] it seems to be a device used more often in Nothern Europe.
The German entry even has a "Handling" section. Quite funny for me as German because the device can be found in every market here.
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Jochen Arndt wrote: it seems to be a device used more often in Nothern Europe.
Perhaps. They are everywhere in the US and have been my whole life but for some reason people just don't seem to use them. Such a simple task. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I am 43 years old, and have been living in the U.S. all those years (east & west coast), and I have never, ever, seen one that blinks. That is amazingly silly. Thanks for posting. 
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How do you know? It could be that you have seen one but you were blinking in sync with it.
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Slacker007 wrote: one that blinks.
I'm thrilled you're all getting the point of my post. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: etting the point of my post.
Well, I am now starting the day off with doing something correct. Time to go back home and call it a day before my luck runs out. 
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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I didn't know that you bought Kalle's Caviar in the US (the blue tube after the divider)?!?!? 
I suspect that you didn't take that picture yourself... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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we are slated to get up to an inch of more snow. Not that we haven't had enough already.
I hate snow.
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Slacker007 wrote: I hate snow.
Why? It's wonderful stuff, provided one of two conditions apply:
1) It arrives early Christmas Morning, and has all melted by Boxing Day,
Or
2) It occurs to people a considerable distance away.
Both is also fine.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: It occurs to people a considerable distance away.
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You must be in Illinois
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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oh snap!!!
I'd rather be phishing!
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