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Half my [extended] family are the offspring of deported tatty takers. 
My maternal grandfather was one of 8 and 5 of them went out to Oz, two in the early 20's and the other three in the late 40's. Between them they've bred like people who have nothing better to do of an evening and we can now pretty well visit any inhabited area of Oz and find a relative to stay with.
There's bloody hundreds of 'em and the worst part is they keep coming here to visit.
veni bibi saltavi
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Ok, you have to translate for me: "Tatty taker": Is that a potato eater?
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Try "potato stealer", qv thief.
Not really, they went by the Ryan Air of the day[^].
veni bibi saltavi
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I read it as meaning scruffy homosexual.
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modified 20-Mar-15 14:09pm.
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modified 20-Mar-15 10:19am.
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I know it seems funny, but given the word is so offensive to so many people, could you please remove that false quote attributed to me - thanks 
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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GuyThiebaut wrote: I know it seems funny, but given the word is so offensive to so many people, could you please remove that false quote attributed to me - thanks
Fixed, I took total responsibility for my depiction, albeit vulgar, of the human anatomy.
Hope that helps.
What I find offensive is having to use code for words. F word, C word, E word, N word, etc.
If people just said what they were thinking then there would be communication between people, not some coded message. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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modified 20-Mar-15 10:02am.
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The thing about humour is that it depends much of the time about not actually saying the punchline but allowing others to work it out - the joke then becomes the point that one never used the word however others did in their minds.
Did I really have to explain that?
However given that you have not changed the quote I am asking you again to please not use that word as a false quote - please change it.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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GuyThiebaut wrote: The thing about British humour is that it depends much of the time about not actually saying the punchline but allowing others to work it out
FTFY
GuyThiebaut wrote: the British joke then becomes the point that one never used the word however others did in their minds.
FTFY
GuyThiebaut wrote: Did I really have to explain that?
Is it!
GuyThiebaut wrote: However given that you have not changed the quote I am asking you again to please not use that word as a false quote - please change it.
I took full responsibility for the quote, relieving you of any attribution.
Did I really have to explain that? 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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That's interesting, actually, because it brings up the point that there are big differences between British and American humour.
After extensive research by multiple teams of highly trained and experienced humorists, comedians, academics, and other experts, the main difference was found to be that British humour is funny.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: That's interesting, actually, because it brings up the point that there are big differences between British and American humour.
After extensive research by multiple teams of highly trained and experienced humorists, comedians, academics, and other experts, the main difference was found to be that British humour isn't funny.
FTFY 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Mark_Wallace wrote: After extensive research by multiple teams of highly trained and experienced humorists, comedians, academics, and other experts, the main difference was found to be that British humor isn't funny.
FTFY
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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And they found American humour to be repetitive.
Who'da thunkit?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: And they found American British humour to be repetitive.
FTFY
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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I made further modifications calling the "C"unt word the vigina word. I hope that satisfies your politically correct sensibilities.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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"Sunshine" is the word you are looking for.
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Let's not bring French into the conversation.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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GuyThiebaut wrote: C' word
Chum?
veni bibi saltavi
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Cobber?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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P0mpey3 wrote: she was "farting
Nothing more intriguing then a lady that farts; whether South African or Aussie, doesn't matter.
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P0mpey3 wrote: Is that Aussie or Saffer?
Is it!
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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P0mpey3 wrote: South African or Aussie
Flawed logic here. If you cannot determine one or the other what makes you believe it's either. There are many other possibilities.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Is it!
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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