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C-C-C-C-C-Comboooo ! 
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My signature has related to this for ages, it would have been rude not to 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Brent Jenkins wrote: My signature
I hope nobody died while carving it.
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Huh? I... I don't know that.
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaarrgh!
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Meeting over!
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European but with coconut
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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An African or a European swallow?
I need to know, lest I'd be catapulted of the bridge. 
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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How do know so much about swallows?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I know a lady who... Eh, never mind! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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down boy down, bad dog
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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No biscuit? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You totally crack me up*
*I'll get my coat ....
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British or African?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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There is an echo in here today
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: an un-laden swallow
Is that related in any way to dry spitting?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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second cousins
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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25mph[^] for European swallows; insufficient data for African swallows. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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You talking to me? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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loctrice wrote: The only reason he even asks is so he can seem engaged.
I think I worked with that bloke at another place.
When he did type (not code) he created the most horrendous hilarity of hacked up hummock that the mind could fathom.
You just hoped he didn't type at all.
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I know these people get jobs (there's always one at every company). I don't get how they keep them.
Poor management, nepotism, blackmail... who knows? 
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It's frustrating because when you're jumping through hoops to get a job, these people are the reason why.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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I confess that I've never understood people who put significantly more effort into not doing any work than they would have to put into doing the work itself.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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loctrice wrote: I think they are going to regret not listening.
If the new job comes through "step away from the keyboard" and don't look back.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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