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Father Knows Best[^]??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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QA section on CP?
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
I use 1TBS
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The youth of Paris 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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The modern days.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Houses of Parliament - The Movie
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Adventures in Babysitting?
veni bibi saltavi
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The Forty Year Old Virgin.
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Dag nab it. You beat me to it. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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That is probably the nicest part of the area around Bristol these days.
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15 miles
4 days a week
40 people
That may save some non-renewable resources, but the cost (in money and non-renewable resources to manufacture) must be enormous! 
And human excrement is indeed a renewable resource: if we could process QA, we could run the whole site on that with energy to spare...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: if we could process QA, we could run the whole site on that with energy to spare
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As a regular user, it by no means is that bad, not great most of the time (slow, inefficient). But as a Bristol resident it seems to making use of the one thing that is in ample supply locally!
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...you forgot dirty, smelly, overexpensive, unreliable, and never when you actually need it. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nah! Not smelly use it regularly you loose your gag reflex at the smell. Price I do agree on. ALSO travelling in conditions that make envy the space that Veal Calves have.....
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OriginalGriff wrote: dirty, smelly, overexpensive, unreliable, and never when you actually need it
You just summed up ALL public transport in the UK 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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I suppose if the bus breaks down they have to ask for volunteers to go to the back of the bus and dump in some more fuel?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I get an image in my mind of a bus where all the seats have been replaced by toilet stools, sort of like in this restaurant[^]...
Takes "performance anxiety" to a completely new level...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: I get an image in my mind of a bus where all the seats have been replaced by toilet stools,
Actually, that is the image on the bus you linked to. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Imagine filling up.. Unleaded, Super Unleaded, Diesel, LPG and Organic..
Definitely need those disposable gloves before touching the nozzle 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Lee Kuan Yew, the statesman who transformed Singapore from a small port city into a wealthy global hub, has died at the age of 91.
The city-state's prime minister for 31 years, he was widely respected as the architect of Singapore's prosperity.
You cannot criticise what he did*, a life long believer in "one man, one vote"** and the architect of a fine*** city state.
* Well you can, if you like prison food.
** He was the man.
*** You could get fined for ANYTHING!
veni bibi saltavi
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Internet Explorer Cologne[^]
What.
The.
F***?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Gets rid of that code smell
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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