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dang, I'm brilliant. I'll just assume people know how to Google those instead of trying to fix them and ending up making another mistake!
Hogan
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linky broky.
Handball is quite popular in Europe and now more popular in the Gulf states where they buy themselves teams of mercenaries[^].
I loved to play Handball in high school, but my hands were/are too small to properly hold the ball.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Maximilien wrote: where they buy themselves teams of mercenaries[^]
This was  . I was happy we trashed them in finale, not for the win, but to limit a little little little bit that money now also corrupts handball. Symbolic, but anyway.
Soccer World Cup in Winter because of Qatar is the greatest joke of all time. Too bad Platini could not kick freaking Blatter out this time, we will have another couple of years with this fwe-äöö+üaerglogj.
Not better in France, with the Qatar-St-Germain and M.Ibrahimovic. Too bad somebody's ego would not turn into food, we would have solved the world hunger for the next five centuries.
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I hear it's quite popular in Argentinian football[^]. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Handball was the surprise hot ticket at the 2012 Olympics, GB went handball mad for a while. Our own team did pretty well as minnows with home advantage but since the Olympic machine moved on I don't think they have had their funding renewed.
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I used to watch the DDR handball girls teams. Oh my my my.![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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I was reading the http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/5025843/Faarrrkkkk-You-Samsung.aspx[^] thread and it started to occur to me.
This requirement by everything to sign up and register (and perhaps give your credit card no., too, in case you need to buy something from them)is just a phase in the ongoing social engineering experiment currently in progress.
Foil Hats On Beyond This Point!
The various social media, as it expands not only in ease of use but matter-of-factness with said usage has conditioned the cattle (or sheep if you prefer) to get totally used to surrendering what they have at hand to a massive and unknown community. Consider the people who tweet every time they pull a few more wipes of the roll - they're totally acclimated not to "Big Brother Watching" but trying hard as they can to "Make Big Brother Watch". CP readers, in general, should be witty enough to deduce where this comment is going so I need not continue with the embellishment.
Suffice it to say "They're not out to get you - they already got you".
Foil Hats May Be Removed . . . But It Is NEVER Safe to Do So
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Whoever decided these both needed to be in Javascript deserves a slapping.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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But Chris, they do different things...
Whistles innocently as he winds Chris up
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Not to mention slice...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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And Splice.
And Push, Pop, Shift, Unshift.
Also the context of the value "this".
Also numbers as floats.
Been teaching JS recently and might be getting jaded by the feature-ridden design....
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It's there for those who cannot add the second value to the first (50% of posters in Q&A spring to mind)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Do they not have a mid? Someone needs to get on that.
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String.prototype.mid = function(index1, indexb) {
this.slice(index1, indexb);
}
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Or the lack of a trim() function.
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Chris Maunder wrote: Javascript deserves a slapping.
There. That's all that needs to be said.
Marc
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I kinda expected the book to be empty 
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Chris Maunder wrote: Whoever decided these both needed to be in Javascript deserves a slapping.
FTFY
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Chris Maunder wrote: Whoever decided ... deserves a slapping.
Ooh, don't say that!
Our formerly resident tory politician would be back in a flash to claim guilt!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Just caught the departing spam below and noticed a funny thing, he quoted part of Chris's spiel at the top of the lounge (to justify his post obviously) yet completely failed to read the second paragraph, this does not bode well for his company when he fails to read the spec properly.
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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And I had taken the time to look up a link all in vain. So now you're gonna get it here[^] instead...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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that fails as I can't access youtube here
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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