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I was late with this one, as well?
Jeeze.
Worst. Monday. Evah!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I should have known when I looked at my agenda, this morning, that it was a terrible Monday.
Thursdays usually are.
(++ for appropriate use of an HH quote)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Wow! They've still got virgins in Sweden!
So the shortage isn't completely global!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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What can I say? We save some so that we can make Gourmet Toast 
AND heat baguettes! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Nuff said![^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Okay, we're done here. Move along...
Will Rogers never met me.
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What have you against ray-bans are you some kind of religious nutter or what? what will Hollywood movies stars and rap artist wear in night clubs if you bad ray-bans
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: bad ray-bans
Exactly! Bad, bad Ray-Bans! Sit! Staaay! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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From this day forward, mankind is no longer allowed to procreate.
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f*** you
(is that still acceptable?)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Yes - you are both men and can't procreate, at least not with each-other.
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Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years.
For many of you this will mean much less breeding; for me, much much more.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: For many of you this will mean much less breeding; for me, much much more.
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No explanation needed.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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FINALLY some sense[^] in this discussion! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Link fail?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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LOL - The hamsters are at it again. Seems there are some problems with the link cut and paste functionality here on CP. Good to know - Up until now, I had attributed it to other peoples sloppiness. Now that it has happened to me, it MUST be a bug! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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oh now you blame the hamsters, that's a risky thing to do they have long memories and are very vindictive
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I think as long as you leave his Debbie collection alone, you can do anything
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Swap Justin Beiber for Jeremy Clarkson?
We win!
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nah stay with Beiber that's one no one can disagree with Clarkson is just a prat not the devil incarnate like Beiber
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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That seems to be the simplest solution.
No ter'r'rism = no ter'r'rist resistant doors, therefore no pilot lock-out.
It could solve a lot of other problems, too, particularly in the behaviour of airport ("aeroport"?) staff...
... Nah. Some things are just too resistant to change.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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has terrorism ever been legal?
isn't it by definition a banned activity?
maybe we should legalise it then it would go away (least that's what the drug lot say)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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