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"Just send the ******' MUNNI!"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Pow! Pow!
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How did you manage to post that three minutes before I thought of it?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I thought of it when I posted mine but didn't want to take more than my share.
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So I was seven minutes late?
Hell! Busses have been missed for less!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I have a time machine, just seen yours and decided to pre-copy it...
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Time Bandits[^] 
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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You win!
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Do you smell burning feathers? 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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No, I smell burning Leafs.
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Not as good as this one[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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How did you beat me to it?
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Why do hot dogs come in packs of 8, and hot dog buns in packs of 10?
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Father of the Bride - 1991
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But the question was answered in Bulletproof Monk (2003).
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The comedian Gallagher did the whole lowest common denominator bit about hots dogs and buns in the mid 1970's.
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Lawrence J. Peter said:
The noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
It must be nearly dinner time! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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And if Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Same vintage!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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