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I decided to cook a gammon joint for supper tomorrow, so I checked my "recipes" folder to see if I had anything.
Yes: "Slow Cooker Gammon Joint.docx" - perfect!
Ingredients:
Gammon
Method:
Place gammon in slow cooker, fat side down.
Cook on high for 4 hours (800g joint) or 8 hours (1.5kg joint)
Now, why did I type up the ingredients list? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Because they're required by the cooking book standard?
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These are all Word documents on my NAS! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You still can't ignore standards though.
Nice tip for future recipes, write them in Chef[^] 
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Well, they declare the global Gammon variable, but SlowCooker, FatSide, Hours, and Joint are used by the PlaceGammon and CookOnHigh methods, so they should be declared within them in the pseudocode.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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How would you know what goes into the recipe if it didn't list ingredients? 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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Oh noo![^]
I played it to death - and them
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Lemmings!
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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So I've been listening to Disney's Beauty and the Beast soundtrack. By now I can sing along and it's in my head 24/7.
I can hardly refrain myself from dancing along. Am I losing my sanity? 
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Yes.
But it could be worse: soon the kids will be into Beiber... 
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I'm adding Aladdin to my repertoire.
I may not be completely sane, but at least you ain't never had a friend like me
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Dear Sander, I'm afraid I must admit we've been acting as nothing happened before, but it's time for you to know you've been really sick for a long time... this new Disney-wanna-sing thing is one more issue we are bearing...
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Your taste is debatable but your behaviour is mentally healthy, so sing and dance away! Just spare us with the selfies
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Sascha Lefévre wrote: sing and dance away
So you're rid of me? 
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I wouldn't [want you to] go THAT far
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Sander Rossel wrote: So I've been listening to Disney's Beauty and the Beast soundtrack.
I assume that's because you identify with Gaston.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Well, like him everybody loves me and wants to be me because I'm the best, I've got biceps to spare, I'm roughly the size of a barge and I've also got antlers in all of my decorations
No one codes like Sander, no one debugs like Sander, in a coders competition no one writes unit tests like Sander... Sing along everyone!
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Have you been snorting Fairy Dust again?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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In case of Gaston I think he'd hunt unicorns
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Naah! He's been smoking his socks again!
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Sander Rossel wrote: So I've been listening to Disney's Beauty and the Beast soundtrack.
[...]
Sander Rossel wrote: Am I losing my sanity?
You chose to listen to that sort of thing, so I'd say insanity had obviously already set in.
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