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Hey, it wasn't my joke, so I can't accept credit for it.
Or is it that I don't want to be blamed for it?
One or the other.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Either way it's hilarious. 
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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The pronunciation ("bing") is given below the box that the sinograph is in.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I would say that that translation comes from Google Translate - who else would claim that Bing = Disease? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Definitely a fixer-upper! I'll pass! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Image number 5 looks like abstract art.
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Abstract or not, it's definitely the most attractive corner of the "property"
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I worked on a lot worse than that. I worked on a house in an area of town where I carried a razor knife in my pocket at all times.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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Good link!  
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Thanks, I have claustrophobia now [puffs on inhaler]...
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I couldn't buy a garden shed to crash in for that price around here.
What are the postage costs?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yeah, as you can probably tell it's a particularly run-down estate in a particularly run-down area of a particularly run-down region.
Worse, it's technically Sunderland.
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I see nothing wrong with it that a jerrycan of petrol and a road flare won't fix. Time for a bit of urban renewal.
Will Rogers never met me.
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What am I missing? It just looks like a small slightly run-down property in need of a lick of paint.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Whenever I pick paper someone picks scissors and no one picks rock.
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This is why I always play "Squirrel, Shotgun, Tree" instead...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm working on a new game called "Geriatric, Bed, Rubber Sheet", but it's not quite perfect. I think I need to get a "Coffin" in there as well somehow... 
I'll let y'all know when it's perfected, and we can play a friendly game! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It's going to be difficult to make the shapes for those with one hand!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Who says they have to be? Who of us is making the rules here? You or me? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Politician, banker, journalist is a variation where one hand can be used to represent each one.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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