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well of course, sometimes it makes my audience laughing a lot!
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Before you start a serious discussion, edit your post, select the type "Joke" and save it.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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well, it's not a complete joke! seems funny but a real life question indeed!
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Finally, you have managed to hurt me. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Sorry dude!! may be it's an example of my jokes hurting ppl 
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Your grammar hurts me. Stop using words.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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tell me which of my grammars hurt you.. I wont mind really.. may be going to learn something 
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How am I supposed to know if it's the maternal or paternal?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Jeeze.
Worst.Troll.Evah!
And not in the "good" way; you're really bad at it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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no way! I will go forward with the bad things if you dont teach me the good ones 
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Fine, fine.
As you well know, or you wouldn't have asked, there are extensive tutorials on English grammar on my own site, here[^].
Go on, then. What's the next stage in your highly skilled troll attack?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Stopped, have to work now!
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Of course you do.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I doubt I'm the man you want to ask about better technique.
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[Bearing in mind that free advice is usually worth every penny you paid for it  ]
The only advice I could give is:
1. Follow the rules (if any) of the venue (for example, The Lounge should be kid-sister safe)
2. Know your audience
Having said that, in a group as large as Code Project you will always find someone who is offended by a joke, no matter how innocuous. If you wish to make jokes in such a forum, you also have to develop a thick(er) skin.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I liked your advices (seriously, not joke). Thanks.
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i think people are right... 
Programmer : A machine that converts coffee into code !
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sometime quality of jokes makes ppl laugh! 
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If you need a role model, take Lenny Bruce. That guy really knew how to get people's goat.
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Post your "jokes" on a site where it's not necessary to translate them into English...?
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Launge rule 7. Not everyone's first language is English. Be understanding.
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Member 9441074 wrote: Be understanding.
Understand that jokes are difficult to translate without losing something. Maybe, just maybe, that's why they fall flat.
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The most important thing is not to simply repeat/repost the jokes of others. Only post jokes/humor that you yourself devised.
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There are so many options today.. How can I select the best one???
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