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It's a shame I'm not bulimic.
I wouldn't have to stick my fingers down my throat, after reading that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Where's CP's April Fool for today?
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I can imagine some politician taking this seriously, deciding this a good idea and creating a law requiring it on all vehicles (with the video to be streamed to your nearest Department of Road Security office.)
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 +5
/ravi
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The day when cars require 4 TB raid controllers is nearing...  
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A couple of weeks ago, my wife asked me if I could make a slide show application that played music. This morning I showed her an almost finished product. She thinks I'm a genius. In truth, I developed the app over 4 years ago, and it has been languishing on my dev drive ever since, waiting for refactoring. I'm concerned that she'll start to think that all of the programming tasks she gives me will take two weeks or less. You know how management and the sales team can be in these situations...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Never ever let them know it was easy or that it can be done quickly. Now you're screwed my friend, everything she asks you to do will be expected to be done quickly and with minimal effort.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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Mike Hankey wrote: Now you're screwed my friend, everything she asks you to do will be expected to be done quickly and with minimal effort.
As any married man?
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
I use 1TBS
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den2k88 wrote: As any married man?
That's implied! 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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More irony - single men screw their brains out. On the other hand, married men despite being "screwed", find that the term has nothing to do with sex (unless the reference is to a lack of it).
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Mike Hankey wrote: everything
Mike Hankey wrote: quickly
Mike Hankey wrote: minimal effort
No further comment required....
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True, but surely she ought to be used to that by now? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Tim Carmichael wrote: No further comment required....
And you better like it?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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About the way it goes!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: ...a slide show application that played music.
I take it there are details here that make PowerPoint the wrong tool for the job. 
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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Well, besides the fact that you have to PAY for powerpoint, and I hate powerpoint, and I already have the code written...
WTF is up with everyone recommending powerpoint for everything?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Well, besides the fact that you have to PAY for powerpoint...
That's funny!
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: WTF is up with everyone recommending powerpoint for everything?
I hadn't seen it mentioned. My apologies for beating a dead horse.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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your doomed ... 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I'm concerned that she'll start to think that all of the programming tasks she gives me will take two weeks or less. You know how management and the sales team can be in these situations...
It's up to you to negotiate your contract terms for proper compensation.
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So: the solution.
Initially, not in two points is cuppa! (6)
Initially: OUTSET
Not in OUT
Two points SE
is cuppa T (*not* NICPIC - which is badly spelled NITPICK)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Swine!
After the replies I guessed initially didn't mean initials and I had almost settled on the out part.
Another couple of minutes and I might have had it!
Well done.
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OriginalGriff wrote: (not NICPIC - which is badly spelled NITPICK)
NICPIC is a particularly bad spelling of NITPICK! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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