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How will we know? You left some of the letters out
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Further, this should happen here[^].
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Or here[^]
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According to Google pictures you simply end up with an ugly mutt.
..after a few pictures, I'd have to say that it might be a good description.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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From Google+:
Hi, I need help with a bridge building project for a client. I've inexplicably been commissioned to build a bridge across The Delaware, despite the fact that I have no experience or any idea where to start. What's worse is, I have so little understanding that I don't fully appreciate the scale of the job I've been asked to do. Could someone give me step by step instructions and possibly provide me with some schematics? I've built bridges out of Lego before so how hard can it be? Thanks.
Thanks for the feedback everyone. My client says he wants something like The Golden Gate Bridge, only in blue and much shorter. Although that could change.
I have a pretty tight deadline so I'll need to get started on the welding straight away - those blueprints would come in handy if anyone has them. Do you think this sounds like a one man job or should I hire a spot welder? The budget is pretty tight but I might be able to stretch it.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Proceless!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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I do like this response
lol, well we can build the bridge, but first, have you ever drawn a giraffe on a wall using crayons?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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How would a wall use crayons? 
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I have this bridge in Brooklyn you could buy and simply put it in place. Should work as a stop-gap measure. :shrug:
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It would work if they just used agile and scrum. They need to simply start welding steel together and pouring concrete. Any problems can be fixed in their next sprint and they'll be done when they're done.
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The sad part is that I'm not even sure if he's joking!
Although his good spelling and grammar make me think it's a joke 
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Um LEE STONE(WALL)man?
Yes, it's a joke, but one that lots of people can take part in.
Kudos to the guy.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: LEE STONE(WALL)man?
Who? 
And I got that the bridge thing was actually a joke 
And a pretty good one too!
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I knew this cow[^] did visit CodeProject before...
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Ha! that is pages and hours behind here. Leslie would have approved.
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Unfortunately, the cows name is "Leslie" and there are rumours that she died...
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Shirley you jest!
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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But can you fly this cow, and land it?
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Mathematicians at CERN Discover End of Prime Numbers
[-- Dalgen Schizfeld, Chief Numerical Scientist at CERN has discovered the end of the Prime Numbers.
"The last and largest prime has 12,389,238,993,382 digits in it. We've recently discovered that everything after that number is divisible by 2 evenly. It's a strange phenomenon but we figured it would happen one day." --]
Where'd that link go?
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That goes no where, but just shows how weak we humans are that even the genius of us are bound to believe in a metaphysical truth.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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... for at least one value for 2.
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This is completely true news. Just need to find that link.
"They" don't want you to know about it because of the implications on modern cryptography.
Prime numbers are busted! Prime numbers are over.
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