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I'm with you. None of them were funny.
Now that everyone does them, they are old. Boring. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It was my daughter's last day at school before Easter yesterday, her teacher told them all to sit down, get their pencils ready , not touch the paper on their desks, not to speak, they were having a test on the term they had just completed, and anyone breaking the rules would be sent to the head.
They all sat looking flustered, worried they hadn't known, hadn't revised, she told them to turn the papers over and begin.
Each one said, of course, APRIL FOOL
That was a good joke, aimed at children, which is where they belong.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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You're obviously looking in the wrong places. The UK papers had a good and varied crop with Ed Milliband dying his hair blond in order to court fans of Boris Johnson in the upcoming election being my personal favourite with Jeremy Clarkson joining a fossil fuel divestment campaign running it a close second. Surely Nature proving that dragons exist at least tickled your funny bone? No? Well, perhaps you'll find BBC's 10 stories that looked like April Fools but weren't a bit more to your liking then? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-32144005[^]
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Cash lost in 'em! (4, 8)
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Well done!
You are up tomorrow.
Why the question mark? SLOT MACHINES is an anagram of LOSE CASH IN 'EM!
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I wasn't sure, but now that you mention the anagram I realize I've seen it before.
I'm on holiday tomorrow, you may continue tomorrow 
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Nope: it doesn't work like that! 
If you can't do it tomorrow, the rules say "don't enter" - but if you want to do one today and send it to me, I'll post it for you tomorrow!
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Jacquers wrote: you may continue tomorrow
ROFL!! 
But as Griff said, it doesn't work that way. 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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I did not realize I am now in charge, thx. Mwhahahahaha
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Sure you are, but remember if you set it too difficult to get solved, you will have to do it again on the next day.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Just like I did for today!
I liked yesterdays clue - I thought someone would get it.
But then, I thought todays would last a little longer 
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Agent__007 wrote: But I honestly got this one
Glad to hear it!
Agent__007 wrote: it didn't take much time
Damn!
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The! Greeks!!
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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And the Spanish, and the Italians...
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Not to mention any spouses...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Ahh, yellow sky in every direction, a yellow ground and visibility like in dense fog. I miss the tumbleweeds, otherwise it could just be El Paso.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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How's the paintjob on the cars looking like after a few storms?
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As a Canadian, I'm guessing carrying a bag of sand in your trunk is useless in one of those...
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He keeps a glass of ice handy instead.
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The best part is you don't have to shovel afterward. 
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: The best part is you don't have to shovel afterward
I wouldn't necessarily make that assumption. I watched Ken Burns' The Dust Bowl[^] a few weeks ago...and while perhaps sandstorms aren't exactly the same thing, it still gave me a new appreciation for the whole thing.
At least even if you just leave it there, snow will eventually melt...
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Has anyone tried playing pacman on google maps yet? Also, there is com.google now which shows mirror image of google.
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