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It's gonna take some time to edit all those snarky incriminating comments like:
int i = 0; // Everyone must die!
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Sean Ewington wrote: Open source finds a way.
Nice Jurassic quote.
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Thank you  Thank you.
Thanks,
Sean Ewington
CodeProject
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That would be assuming that MS is moving to open-source because of the developers.
MS is forced in that direction thanks to the NSA. Too late, since the damage has already been done.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Google's business only works when people are online. It doesn’t care how you get there. But Google has every incentive to make connecting to the internet as easy as possible. And now it’s looking at a few new ways to make access easier than ever. EVEN WHILE YOU SLEEP (not really... yet).
Kevin Priddle
Editor and Special Projects Manager - CodeProject
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I would love to meet some lady friends in my sleep. Not sure if they'd feel the same way. 
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Like a census of Stack Overflow developers. "Job Satisfaction By Geography" will surprise you.
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/ravi
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Interesting to see that Java has grown more popular than C# over the past two years. And tabs still rule out spaces. 
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I'm interested in gender separation.
92%-5% (rounding the values).
How can we make that more even?
I'd rather be phishing!
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i remember a IT teacher(female) once saying she would work for any company that offered her a pink laptop. 
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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Maximilien wrote: I'm interested in gender separation.
92%-5% (rounding the values).
What about the other 3% 
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A bit tricky to read, but worth it. One reads, "Why do it this way? Because IE5, man."
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As a personal project, Damian Peckett decided to implement an early eighties era microcomputer on the Arduino Uno to demonstrate just how powerful even the most basic of our microcontrollers are today. Our developers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
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Apple retail chief Angela Ahrendts has circulated a memo to store employees telling them to encourage customers to buy the Apple Watch and the new MacBook online, where more will be in stock. "The days of waiting in line and crossing fingers for a product are over for our customers," the memo says. She later calls the shift to online sales, "a significant change in mindset." Seriously, why do people still do this?
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Because people are stupid tired?
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Maybe the new is getting weary with it and so here, by acting the victim, Apple could get the reporting and attention they once had?
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I remember a year or two ago a long queue outside our local Apple Store in Bath, meanwhile, another phone shop around the corner also had the new iPhone, on the same day, with no contract, and zero queue.
Always fun to laugh at the sheeple.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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A dinosaur-sized study of the family tree of the Diplodocidae, the group that includes such monstrous beasts as Apatosaurus, Diplodocus, and Barosaurus, finds that the fossils originally called Brontosaurus show enough skeletal differences from other specimens of Apatosaurus that they rightfully belong to a different genus. And the Brontosaurus looked up at Pluto, and conveyed through a sly wink, "You're next, bro."
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We're discussing now. I am making my most pitiful face and Kevin is being very kind and letting me have this one.
Thanks,
Sean Ewington
CodeProject
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Quote: “I didn’t start out trying to resurrect Brontosaurus,” says lead author and paleontologist Emanuel Tschopp
That is probably left as a "day 2" requirement.
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This is, in no particular order, what I'd tell myself about startups if I could go back in time to when I first got involved. Which is probably the same as what I've learned. This is most definitely not advice, the "you" here is directed at me. So is "I". Grammar is hard. #64: Learn how to use periods.
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58.Tech news (and news is general) has a very low return on time invested
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