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HobbyProggy wrote: moneyZ and fameZ!
She has?  Wow, even better!  I'll do that. Now what was her phone number again? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Maybe you check out her Webiste[^]
There you might find her number 
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Her attorney at least... 
Ah, forget it. The only way a guy with my kind lack of appeal to the female of the species could get a hold of such a hot babe would probably be to kidnap her[^]... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: Ah, forget it. The only way a guy with my ...kind lack of appeal
Self confidence mate, self confidence 
Did you know that self confident and happy people do look better than unhappy ? 
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You tell me that NOW? When I have already bought the lotion? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Well, it doesn't mean you can't use the lotion
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Johnny J. wrote: I'm asking because I got an idea involving Jennifer Aniston, but she doesn't know about it... 
Somehow I don't think it's going to be legal 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Don't worry, I'll tell her afterwards...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Is that before of after you've hidden the plunger and the donkey?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Oh, that's bad! 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Stefto wrote: (those big inflated things, how do you call em in english?)
Children.
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: Children Managers.
FTFY!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You guys made my day
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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Fortunately, the kind of moron who would get involved in such things does not enter my life.
... Or if they do, they get kicked out of it pretty damned quick.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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What a time to be alive !
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Good God, as a wise philosopher once said "Oh the times they are a changing"
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Actually, I was expecting to see an ad for the new McDonald's Ham Sandwich. Alas, there is no such thing...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Burger King didn't pay for a damned thing. Its customers paid for it.
If asked "What would you prefer, to pay the right price for our products , or to pay us double, so we can fritter your money away on marketing stunts?", how would customers respond?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Nice story
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This AM I saw a picture of the young couple in front of a BK sign.
Now it makes more sense.
And for BK ? ? ? An amazing amount of free advertising on all the news shows (and every other piece of audio and visual media) that display it . . . or like you . . . reference it.
Which should even further renew your faith in Deep Fried Grizzle on a Bun
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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My faith in the fast food industry is restored
Bah. Recognize it for what it is--a publicity stunt. And a cheap one at that.
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dandy72 wrote: Recognize it for what it is
Sarcasm, my friend. Sarcasm.
/ravi
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Too subtle then. Sometimes it's hard to tell.
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I wonder what they're going to serve at the reception...
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