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jeron113-Apr-15 8:25

jeron1

13-Apr-15 8:25

Perhaps OG was thoughtless today, missed the wifes birthday, and is now recovering from the wounds?

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment

"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst

OriginalGriff13-Apr-15 8:33

13-Apr-15 8:33

I cannot forget Herself's birthday: January 1st is easy to remember (if difficult to buy a present for)

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Sander Rossel13-Apr-15 8:46

Sander Rossel

13-Apr-15 8:46

Just say "Happy birthday dear, I got you a whole new year just for you! Big Grin | :-D

" every year.
When she objects tell her no new years will come if you stop giving them to her. See if she's willing to take the risk...

Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need.
Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability.
— Edsger W. Dijkstra

Regards,
Sander

OriginalGriff13-Apr-15 9:05

13-Apr-15 9:05

Sander Rossel wrote:
tell her no new years will come if you stop giving them to her

Regrettably there are quite a few things I would not be receiving of I did that... Blush | :O

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Shameel13-Apr-15 22:53

Shameel

13-Apr-15 22:53

I know you forgot it once, so now it's easy to remember.

OriginalGriff13-Apr-15 8:32

13-Apr-15 8:32

I was busy helping a neighbour report his phone not working to an electronic system that wanted to contact him via the non-working phone! Laugh | :laugh:

Normal service will (probably) be resumed tomorrow.
Please accept our apologies for the delay...your custom is important to us...please hold, we are trying to connect you...press 1 if you are reporting a fault on this line; press 2 to report a fault on a different line;...we are waiting for the customer to contact us...press 1 to wait forever; press 2 to disconnect randomly in the middle of a sen

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Sander Rossel13-Apr-15 8:44

Sander Rossel

13-Apr-15 8:44

Did you speak to Dogbert[^]? Big Grin | :-D

Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need.
Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability.
— Edsger W. Dijkstra

Regards,
Sander

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter13-Apr-15 8:55

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

13-Apr-15 8:55

Unbelievable...
They wrote the software based on CP QA answers, I'm sure Laugh | :laugh:

Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

Mark_Wallace13-Apr-15 9:03

Mark_Wallace

13-Apr-15 9:03

It's sheep-shearing season. He doesn't have room for other thoughts.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

den2k8813-Apr-15 21:27

den2k88

13-Apr-15 21:27

Well, you get to see naked sheeps! Sheep | [baah]

Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

I use 1TBS

DCOTD

Sascha Lefèvre13-Apr-15 4:54

Sascha Lefèvre

13-Apr-15 4:54

Design Contemplation OTD:

Should my application collect duties when the user imports data?

Daniel Pfeffer13-Apr-15 5:04

Daniel Pfeffer

13-Apr-15 5:04

Only if it has larceny in its soul Smile | :)

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.

--Winston Churchill

OriginalGriff13-Apr-15 5:10

13-Apr-15 5:10

Aaaar! Pirate Software!

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OriginalGriff13-Apr-15 5:10

13-Apr-15 5:10

Only if you send the tax revenues to me for safe keeping.

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Nagy Vilmos13-Apr-15 5:34

Nagy Vilmos

13-Apr-15 5:34

You can't steel that much! You need to be a lawyer to do that.

veni bibi saltavi

OriginalGriff13-Apr-15 6:19

13-Apr-15 6:19

A man can dream, can't he?

I'll call Saul...

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Daniel Pfeffer13-Apr-15 7:53

Daniel Pfeffer

13-Apr-15 7:53

Ah, but man's grasp should exceed his reach...

[with apologies to Robert Browning]