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It'd never work. Anyway, I wear flame retardant underwear just to be sure!
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Well, you'd have to, wouldn't you? Flame resistant from both sides, I would guess... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You'd better move this post to "Bugs & Suggestions" before somebody starts flaming you... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Slacker007 wrote: The country with the most ashes wins
That's Australia right?
Before you hit the flame-thrower button, its got to do with cricket, a sport.
Ok. Now you can hit the button.
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Any specific person / group of people you have in mind for this idea?
My plan is to live forever ... so far so good
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Her Maj is 89 today and she still hasn't had me shot, so I'll wish her a very happy birthday and many more!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: she still hasn't had me shot
Someone always has to be left alive to serve as an intimidating example.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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the order is probably in the post
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I would also donate the ammunition, if it helps. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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She must be in the top 3 of the list of people I don't give a damn about. But this seems to rejoice you, so let her have a happy birthday then 
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why have you something against Germans?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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History is hard I know, but Liz is from the House of Windsor which was a convenient renamed House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha.
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OK. Here in France, we prefer monarchs beheaded, so I reckon we do not pay that much attention of their genealogy, especially when they live in another country.
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How has that worked for you?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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How has what worked for me ? I am afraid I will need Nagy to translate again.
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having no royal family, IIRC having emperors and presidents instead hasn't been that brilliant
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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OK! OK!
We'll do Hitler's birthday, this year!
Stop nagging!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I would imagine in time honoured tradition her majesty would more likely opt for "Off with his head!"
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For a moment I thought you are referring to Liz Hurley. I was disappointed.
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How can you mistake Liz Hurley and Liz Taylor ?
Wait a second...
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How did you feel when you saw Earth being formed?
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I have met both, Ms Hurley is waayyyy better looking, but Her Maj is extremely warm and endearing. Add Phil the Greek into the mix and things just get terribly silly; in a very good way.
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You have met the Queen ? Really ?
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