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Well, they should get over it, edam it!
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Who are we to lorraine on thier parade?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I liked this one. I will not click the button on you. You may pass. 
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Boy, the sentencing is harsh[^].
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Just shoot him and put him out of his misery!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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Mike Hankey wrote: Just shoot him and put him out of his our misery!
FTFY
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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He had to have the sentence read for him, because he can't speak full sentences.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I have been to meetings like that. It doesn't end well. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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True, and the meeting ends with more unanswered questions then it started with.
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priceless.... I've been to those meetings as well.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Are these people spying on my life, or what?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I thought that was just me and the NSA?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I thought you WERE the NSA? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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No, they only think they know everything!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The Newport Sheep Association?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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LOL - Griff lives in Ystradgynlais, but otherwise it sounds just about right... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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At least it was a short meeting 
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Absolutely brilliant! 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Mario Z wrote: PS. Who here can sympathise with Anderson ?
At the end of the day, just tell them Business School backed Project Managers and Market Analysts what they want to hear - been there done that still there doing that. Pay is good, makes things bearable 
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Does anyone know if I can RDP into a 2012 (or 2012R2) VM to test DPI scaling less painfully than on my Win7 work laptop?
I tried Googling but everything I found was going the other direction (how to RDP from a high DPI system to an older windows server) so I decided to tap the local hive mind.
Just running a Win 8.1 VM isn't an option due to corporate IT. It's not available on their VM boxes or as a local install and I'm not allowed to run it as a local VM.  (The reason I'm not allowed to use an MSDN license to install a local VM because the current site license charges a per local VM fee that the bean counters are unwilling to pay. I suspect, but never pressed the helpdesk to confirm, that the problem is a licensing enforcement tool that can't tell between an MSDN key that's already paid for and one that needs to go on the site license as a separate billable item.)
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Aaah, religion.
We'll never get rid of it 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Keyword: "drunken".
Other topics that they would have fought just as nastily over:
- Whose sister's Barbie dolls were better.
- Whether trees.
- Ending sentences with a preposition.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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