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Like a bad zombie-movie.
How do dead people get into a violent argument?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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As an old friend used to say, "The dead bricks are on spin cycle in the dryer"
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If sweet dreams are made of cheese,
Who am I to dis a brie?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Don't be a muenster. It was funny.
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Hardly. It's full of holes.
/ravi
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I'm getting feta up with this.
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I swisss you people would stop. 
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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Aw come on - live a little! Or livarot.
/ravi
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Strange - most people camembert it!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Well, they should get over it, edam it!
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Who are we to lorraine on thier parade?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I liked this one. I will not click the button on you. You may pass. 
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Boy, the sentencing is harsh[^].
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Just shoot him and put him out of his misery!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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Mike Hankey wrote: Just shoot him and put him out of his our misery!
FTFY
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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He had to have the sentence read for him, because he can't speak full sentences.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I have been to meetings like that. It doesn't end well. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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True, and the meeting ends with more unanswered questions then it started with.
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priceless.... I've been to those meetings as well.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Are these people spying on my life, or what?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I thought that was just me and the NSA?
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