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Make it a headless airhead and the deal might be on...
veni bibi saltavi
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I do not want to know what you intend to do with a headless corpse... 
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It is difficult, nay, impossible, to understand.
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Nothing, but I'd like to think if Ms H was headless, as well as brainless, we'd be rid of her once and for all.
veni bibi saltavi
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Truer words were never drawn . . .
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Name one country that a sane person would want to rule.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Nymphomania ?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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England is a fairly decent kingdom to have.
You get several castles and palaces, 40 million quid a year, many, many people to do whatever you tell them to, your allowed to eat animals no-one else is, and you have no actual responsibility for anything.
All that is expected in return is that you spend some time traveling around the world waving a bit.
And because the British are so bloody passive the chances of someone trying to lop your head off are minute.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Thanks for always helping me to remember what is important in life… and today it is you! You are the best! Wish You A Happy Mother’s Day. 
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I hate to break it to you this way but...
I'm not your mother.
And mothers day isn't until a week on Sunday...
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Maybe his mother is also a member here. 
Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Damn you have the perfect signature - CBadger
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Are you putting your hand up? 
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Nope. Just saying.
Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Damn you have the perfect signature - CBadger
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The lady doth protest too much, methinks
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Sorry for all posting the content here.. 
It's a big mistake in my side..
I am trying to delete this post but it have no option.if u have any privilege you can do it..
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Every try that with an email?
Just sayin' . .
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Your mother is reading the CP Lounge posts? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Yes.. 
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Er, Mother's Day was back in March. At least it was in the civilised world  .
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Oops - you are right!
(I don't notice it, both my mother and Herself's passed away years ago)
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I believe that Mother's Day is celebrated on different dates in different countries.
This article[^] is in Swedish, so I'll translate the most important part:
Mother's Day is celebrated in most countries in the world, but on very different dates, in Sweden, we celebrate Mother's Day on the last Sunday in May just like Morocco and France for instance. In the USA, Finland and Denmark amongst others, the day is celebrated on the second Sunday in May, and in Norway, Mother's Day is celebrated on the second Sunday of February.
According to this, the date for celebration of Mother's Day has something to do with when the flowers (the traditional Mother's Day gift) are in bloom in the given countries...
(Note: I didn't write the text, so I give no guarantee for the accuracy of any of the information)
No doubt, other countries not mentioned in this text can have their own celebration dates...
What I don't understand, though, is why the OP chooses to congratulate his mother in THIS forum...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: According to this, the date for celebration of Mother's Day has something to do with when the flowers (the traditional Mother's Day gift) are in bloom in the given countries...
after the quote-block noted that in Norway it's the second Sunday in February.
Do I have the climate (or hemisphere) confused, or is that when the first flowers defrost?
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As I said (and that's partly why I said it): I didn't write the text, so I give no guarantee for the accuracy of any of the information
I completely agree that it sounds stupid when coming to Norway, but it might be accurate for other countries, what do I know (or care for that matter )?
There's always someone who has to be a smart-ass, isn't there? And I don't like that when it's not me...
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Keep in mind that there is a massive flower market in Amsterdam that imports flowers from all over the globe for distribution throughout Europe. Yes, I too found that unbelievable - but apparently it's true! Maybe Mark or other CPians in the Netherlands can confirm.
So: Countries in Europe can celebrate any special day with flowers, any day of the year!
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Quote: I believe that Mother's Day is celebrated on the wrong day in countries other than the original and best.
FTFY
Quote: It's not that they're wicked or naturally bad
It's knowing they're foreign that makes them so mad!
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