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So.... Leslie Nelson died...
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The first problem I can see is that what he put down on the counter was NOT a "Blackberry", but a "rasberry".
Dave.
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You do know that blackberries are red before they're ripe, right?
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Yes, but they do not have a hollow hole in the middle like rasberries.
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The wild blackberries that grew on my grandfather's property back when I was a kid must've all been defective then.
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Exam
In a college level advanced Biology exam, the last question was, 'Name eight (8) advantages of Mother's Milk'. This final question was worth 70 points or zero, none at all.
One male student, in particular, was hard put to think of eight advantages. However, after some serious contemplation, he wrote this answer:
1) It is a perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to the mother and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
...and then, the student was dumb struck for two more answers. In desperation, & just before the bell rang, indicating the end of the exam he wrote:
7) It comes in two quite attractive containers, and
8) it's high enough off the floor where the cat can't get to it.
He got an A+
Will Rogers never met me.
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An awesome one[^]
and
a rather funny one[^].
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says, “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.”
His second friend says, “I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.”
Paddy says, “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.”
Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
“No, I’m serious,” Paddy says. “The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”
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Hot Chocolate lead singer Errol Brown has died aged 71, his manager has said.
Hot Chocolate was me Uncle Willy's favourite band back in the day.
veni bibi saltavi
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But he believed in merkels, so you never know...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Very Freaky!
WTF?[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Boy, those ghosts are sure good at knocking stuff off of shelves. If only we could teach them to pick stuff up, and vacuum, and dust, and cook.....
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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The guy in black at the end of the aisle needs to use thinner fishing line... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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well there goes my idea for a ghost house maid business.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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jeron1 wrote: a ghost house maid business
You can still have a ghost-house maid; you just can't have a ghost house-maid. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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My kids still can't believe that anyone fell for it. They kept saying "that's Barry and Stewart. How come no one recognises them?"
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: "that's Barry and Stewart. How come no one recognises them?"
My answer would be, who are they? 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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As this was shot and shown in the UK originally, you'd have more chance of knowing them if you were from this side of the pond. They have appeared on prime-time TV over here.
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I assumed so. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Scotland's Penn & Teller (except that they both speak!) specialists in macabre magic.
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Penn disgusts me. 
Their magic is nice though.
OK, back to work now.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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That comment "Phonier than a campaign promise" 
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Posting this in the Lounge because my informal research shows it gets more views than Insider News[^].
Xamarin has announced that their free Starter Edition[^] will now be usable from within Visual Studio. I think this is likely to draw more VS devs to Xamarin, even though the Starter Edition doesn't support Xamarin Forms. See this[^] blog entry.
/ravi
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