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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson13-May-15 23:06

13-May-15 23:06

Watch it Nagy, posting revenge porn (pictures of his ex girl friend) is now an offence

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Nagy Vilmos13-May-15 23:52

13-May-15 23:52

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:
pictures of his ex girl friend

shirley that's ex, current and future!

veni bibi saltavi

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson13-May-15 23:57

13-May-15 23:57

no his ex is now the main course in some swanky restaurant in Soho, his future GF probably hasn't been born

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

JHizzle14-May-15 0:04

JHizzle

14-May-15 0:04

Or the rubber hasn't set yet, she needs to be blown up after all.

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Nagy Vilmos13-May-15 22:53

13-May-15 22:53

Am I really seeing the pinned 'house rules' marked as removed? Tell me I'm not that drunk already!

veni bibi saltavi

OriginalGriff13-May-15 22:57

13-May-15 22:57

No...um...That was me...[^] Blush | :O

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Nagy Vilmos13-May-15 23:01

13-May-15 23:01

Kenny joke, ad nasium.

veni bibi saltavi

Cornelius Henning14-May-15 1:37

Cornelius Henning

14-May-15 1:37

To quote from "The Great Race":
You are banished! Banished! Banished!

Sander Rossel14-May-15 2:01

Sander Rossel

14-May-15 2:01

This is your second visible step in taking over CP? Laugh | :laugh:

Step 1: Get tons of rep.
Step 2: Delete the rules.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Rule over CP with an iron fist!

Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need.
Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability.
— Edsger W. Dijkstra

Regards,
Sander

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson14-May-15 2:29

14-May-15 2:29

Sander Rossel wrote:
Step 1: Get tons of rep.
Step 2: Delete the rules.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Rule over CP with an ~~iron fist~~ blow up sheep!

FIFY

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Sander Rossel14-May-15 2:44

Sander Rossel

14-May-15 2:44

The one that lets out a satisfying bleat once you hit the spot?
That one's just baaaahhh-d Big Grin | :-D

*sudden realization*
...
Maybe I shouldn't have Googled for that on my work laptop... Hmmm | :|

Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need.
Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability.
— Edsger W. Dijkstra

Regards,
Sander

OriginalGriff14-May-15 2:30

14-May-15 2:30

I already moved the servers to my Secret Volcano Base... Wink | ;)

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Sander Rossel14-May-15 2:40

Sander Rossel

14-May-15 2:40

OriginalGriff wrote:
Secret Volcano Base

Great, did you also get a cape[^]? Unsure | :~

Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need.
Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability.
— Edsger W. Dijkstra

Regards,
Sander

OriginalGriff14-May-15 2:59

14-May-15 2:59

Nope, us Super Villains have a Cat (and a bottle of bleach) instead.

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Shameel13-May-15 23:01

Shameel

13-May-15 23:01

As you sow, so shall you reap.

Eddy Vluggen14-May-15 0:07

Eddy Vluggen

14-May-15 0:07

How many more votes before the user is marked as a spammer? Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

Bastard Programmer from Hell Suspicious | :suss:

If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson14-May-15 2:25

14-May-15 2:25

mmm tempting (insert evil laugh here)

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Richard Deeming14-May-15 1:23

Richard Deeming

14-May-15 1:23

Nagy Vilmos wrote:
Tell me I'm not that drunk already!

Are you ever not that drunk? Poke tongue | ;-P

"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer

Corporal Agarn14-May-15 2:39

Corporal Agarn

14-May-15 2:39

Good question!

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

BiggerDon15-May-15 10:28

BiggerDon

15-May-15 10:28

Binary States?
* That Drunk Already
* All Ready to Be That Drunk

cat fud heer

A week later...

OriginalGriff13-May-15 22:36

13-May-15 22:36

And The Dalek has still not returned to us.

Is the shame of your defeat that cruel, Dave? That you will not even return to your friends?

Trust me, we won't take the Micky.
Well, not that much anyway...
Probably... Big Grin | :-D

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JHizzle13-May-15 22:37

JHizzle

13-May-15 22:37

I've missed a bit, what happened? CCC went wrong and the police got called in?

OriginalGriff13-May-15 22:47

13-May-15 22:47

He abandoned us to stand for local council elections in a safe seat - and lost in dramatic style when his party nationally went on to make massive gains.

It's possible that he has been quietly disposed of by his local Conservative Party as a punishment for his failure - they don't take kindly to failures like that... Unsure | :~

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Nagy Vilmos13-May-15 22:52

13-May-15 22:52

TBH, his seat was 'winnable' rather than 'safe'. IIRC, this was his second time, first up was to make up the numbers on the ballot paper, as he did okay he got bumped up the list to a winnable seat [that he STILL failed to get]. Now he waits for a local in a safe seat to stand down / defect to UKIP / get caught in bed with Ricky Gervais and he gets the nod to stand next time.

As I say, this is from memory, as I daren't interrupt his current rant against stupid people to ask; maybe he'll be done sometime in late 2023.

veni bibi saltavi

OriginalGriff13-May-15 22:55