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It's easy, you just have to lay them flat.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It's especially easy to do with sea bass.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Surely you meant C bass?
/ravi
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Of course, that's a natural.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Maybe I'm being paranoid, but my colleagues are starting to snare at me.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Do they feel you don't measure up to their standards?
/ravi
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Nah, I just work at a different tempo.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Be careful - that often leads to treble.
/ravi
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Yeah, they kind of make me feel like George Cadenza.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That's a feeling that's hard to beat.
/ravi
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These puns are tuba-d.
And you have to be at least semi-breve to post one as bad as that!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Indeed, you have some brass ones!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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We had a similar thing occur here, the police got him, but he was A Minor.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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They call themselves "The BachStreet Boys"
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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Rock on Dude!
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Devil has been smoking for a while. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Very cool!  I'd love to hear this on electric guitars Yngwie style!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Funny isn't it?
Hacker News Onion: Developer Accused Of Unreadable Code Refuses To Comment
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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i love it, not sure if pun or not
do you still have a link to the article?
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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