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Did you throw you punch first?
I'd rather be phishing!
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I chewy'd some gum while Obi w** *e'd his nobi 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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I tried that, but Obi-Wan KOed me.
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He was smart enough to shoot first. You would still be holding your epic speech when your lights go out.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I am just trying out some Angular stuff and I added in a directive that loads content in a template for some fun. No, it's cross site or some such according to chrome, so I have to load it up through a web server.
Bows and locks.
veni bibi saltavi
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That's why le me uses IRON.
*Think it won't work there 2
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Out damned Chrome! Out, I say!
Macbeth [^]
Life is too shor
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That's the cursed play right?
#region(start signature)
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
#endregion
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I just ran up a simple http-server in node, job done.
veni bibi saltavi
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Download the free Mongoose web server. You just drop in the exe and run it on any port.
http://cesanta.com/mongoose.shtml[^]
It's great for this kind of experimental dev.
I am not connected to mongoose project in any way, but I was really happy to find this on my own work which you can see in my codeproject articles.
Good luck.
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Seeing a spider isn't a problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears!
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If you see a spider, get a small piece of tissue paper. Set the paper on fire and use it as splint to burn down the whole house.
Safety tip there.
veni bibi saltavi
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If you don't kill a spider then its way of thanking you is to crawl into your mouth at night.
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Late night meals for the lazy 
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The only thing worse than finding a spider on your face in the morning is...
Finding half a spider on your face in the morning! 
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Don't forget to thank the cat 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Spiders are not of mentionable nutritional value. Their real way of thanking you is by killing and eating all kinds of insects and little bloodsuckers.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I'd rather have dolphins in my swimming pool than sharks
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Get a flamethrower, works everytime!
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Like james Bond did in, er, um, can't remember which film....
I may not last forever but the mess I leave behind certainly will.
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Here you Go : Kill The Spider[^]
Life is all about share and care...
public class Life : ICareable,IShareable
{
// implements yours...
}
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If seeing a spider is no problem, then Google for a typical spider egg-sac.
There may be thousands of spiders you simply did not see
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Grow some balls
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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