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OriginalGriff wrote: I've been a Protector for ... oooo ... couple of years
Griff, you're my hero. 
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That's not a good sign - you're a bad guy, remember? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Clearly spam. Dodgy attachment, crap English, odd questions, stupid empowering tagline.
Delete it, then delete it again.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Until the hammer goes "CLICK!"
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glennPattonBackInThePUB wrote: The Employeer interested in your resume
Employeer?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Self employed? "Someone who employs himself"?
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Perhaps something like a privateer 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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We be pirates!
veni bibi saltavi
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Speak for yersel, matey!
Oi be a Corsair!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Corsair
Not too good when it's ![Sheep | [baah]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/sheep.gif)
veni bibi saltavi
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glennPattonBackInThePUB wrote: I am getting paranoid. Cue Black Sabbath 
Well, the recruiter obviously needs help, and can't find their brain! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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glennPattonBackInThePUB wrote: King regards,
Well, I didn't know I was dealing with royalty
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Oh I just wanted to ask : from which king ???
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King Roger, obviously.
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King Roger, so many obscene jokes 
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I get a couple a week telling facebook, google, etc. has a job for me over 100K.
I feel so lucky to have been picked from all the programmers in world.
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I once made the mistake of posting my resume on, um, glassdoor I think it was. All of a sudden I got an absolute flood of weird spam job offers. A bunch were to sell insurance. Some were MLM type scams.
A few were "package forwarding" jobs. These are jobs where you agree to receive packages and then forward them to a third party. The job sounds very official with a job description and meaningless little category codes and such. I think what happens is you pay your own money to re-post packages that will turn out to have been purchased with bogus credit cards. Depending on the scam they either pay you with a "cashier's check" that turns out to be bogus (but you don't find this out for two weeks), or they simply promise to pay you bi-weekly and then don't. When the police come knocking, there you are holding a big empty bag, and the destination you mailed to was a Mailboxes Etc.
Posting your resume someplace means you're looking for work, and thus possibly desparate and susceptable to such a scheme.
Did the ad mention software at any time, or was it a little vague and general?
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As far as I can tell I didn't apply for anything, I just registered on the Total Jobs site...
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I had this a few weeks ago. I, too, sent it to TotalJobs and got no response. I've just checked - I no longer have any copies as I had deleted it as phishing.
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Yup! my copy too. Nice to know It wasn't just me!! 
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I just had a boxing match with a Star Wars character.
I won, Hans down.
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And I just KO'ed a herb in the same contest: Thyme Out.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Did you throw you punch first?
I'd rather be phishing!
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I chewy'd some gum while Obi w** *e'd his nobi 
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