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HobbyProggy1-Jul-15 3:22

HobbyProggy

1-Jul-15 3:22

Got no THermometer to tell you the exact value, but i send you cool wishes so you don'Ät melt. 36 in the shade is pretty tough

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CPallini1-Jul-15 3:27

CPallini

1-Jul-15 3:27

Nagy Vilmos wrote:
No one makes them

Quote:
I have bought some gasket paper and will cut my own using the old one as a template.

I see a contradiction... Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

Eldon Elledge1-Jul-15 3:29

Eldon Elledge

1-Jul-15 3:29

I'm sure they assumed you have a 3D printer that can print with the new gasket paper and could download the file to print one. Seems logical. Big Grin | :-D

Johnny J.1-Jul-15 3:36

1-Jul-15 3:36

That's probably not an option. Surely, his 3D printer is out printing a steel bridge[^] at the moment?!?!? D'Oh! | :doh:

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time

Mike Hankey1-Jul-15 3:56

Mike Hankey

1-Jul-15 3:56

Yeah I don't know why they don't pack a gasket with them anymore, I guess just a way to dig deeper in your pocket because they know you need one.

BTW don't forget the sealant. Smile | :)

New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!

Randy bulls hosed down as trapped cow is rescued by Derbyshire firefighters[^]

Slacker0071-Jul-15 5:56

Slacker007

1-Jul-15 5:56

Nagy Vilmos wrote:
will cut my own using the old one as a template.

How object oriented of you. Smile | :)

A load of bull

chriselst1-Jul-15 0:46

chriselst

1-Jul-15 0:46

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

P0mpeyBoy1-Jul-15 2:02

P0mpeyBoy

1-Jul-15 2:02

Reminds me of this

Kylie Minogue, Elton John and Robbie Williams are walking along the street. Kylie trips, jamming her head in some railings. Robbie, quick as a flash, pulls down her knickers and [beeeped] her senseless. He turns to Elton and says, "Your turn!" but Elton starts to cry.

"What's wrong, Elton?" asks Robbie.

Elton sobs, "My head won't fit through the railings!"

Colin Mullikin1-Jul-15 2:30

Colin Mullikin

1-Jul-15 2:30

Let's not overlook the fact that one of the "Related Stories" is this... Pool: Team Corn bounce back from defeat but are pushed all the way by Chestnut A[^] D'Oh! | :doh:

The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

chriselst1-Jul-15 2:34

chriselst

1-Jul-15 2:34

This is a local paper for local people.

Are you local?

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

CDP18021-Jul-15 2:37

CDP1802

1-Jul-15 2:37

H's the localhost.

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here

This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.

"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."

If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

Nagy Vilmos1-Jul-15 2:55

Nagy Vilmos

1-Jul-15 2:55

"You're not from round these parts?" is never a good opener to hear

veni bibi saltavi

Colin Mullikin1-Jul-15 3:45

Colin Mullikin

1-Jul-15 3:45

And yet, you posted it on a website entirely full of non-locals... D'Oh! | :doh:

That's the beauty of the Internet. I can be "local" to any city/town I want.

chriselst1-Jul-15 3:48

chriselst

1-Jul-15 3:48

I didn't think The League Of Gentlemen[^] would have traveled far beyond these shores.

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

Johnny J.1-Jul-15 4:31

1-Jul-15 4:31

A load of bull?[^] Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

BTW: THIS[^] looks like a bull not to be messed with! Unsure | :~

FOTD

Chris C-B1-Jul-15 0:26

1-Jul-15 0:26

Function of the day:

Anybody seen this before, and knows what it does?

X = (367 * A) - (7 * (A + ((B + 9) \ 12)) \ 4) - 3 * ((A + (B - 9) \ 7) \ 100 + 1) \ 4 + 275 * B \ 9 + C + 1721029

I dug it out from an old Fortran 77 program I wrote in the last millennium to use in a current hobby project.

I am amazed I could figure out how to write it when I were just a sprog!

Richard MacCutchan1-Jul-15 0:27

Richard MacCutchan

1-Jul-15 0:27

Day of the week, Easter Sunday ... ?

Chris C-B1-Jul-15 0:37

1-Jul-15 0:37

Sorry - no cigar (but on the right track).

Nagy Vilmos1-Jul-15 0:32

Nagy Vilmos

1-Jul-15 0:32

So you changed the variables from Y,M and D to try and confuse people...

veni bibi saltavi

Chris C-B1-Jul-15 0:36

1-Jul-15 0:36

My keyboard doesn't have those keys, just X, A, B and C. Everything else just says 'Any key' on it. Laugh | :laugh:

Johnny J.1-Jul-15 1:07

1-Jul-15 1:07

Julian date? Confused | :confused:

Chris C-B1-Jul-15 1:19

1-Jul-15 1:19

Yup! ...or to be more ~~precise~~ pedantic, Julian day number. The full JD has the time added as a decimal fraction of the day.

Johnny J.1-Jul-15 1:23

1-Jul-15 1:23

I used that a lot in Polymod MANY years ago! An obscure French interpreted Basic language designed to run on OS/2 - with line numering! Dead | X|

modified 1-Jul-15 7:41am.

Chris C-B1-Jul-15 2:07

1-Jul-15 2:07

There is a 'short' version:

JD = (367 * Y) - (7 * (Y + (M + 9) \ 12) \ 4) + (275 * M \ 9) + D + 1721014

This only handles dates back to March 1900, whereas the first one goes back nearly five Millennia.

Johnny J.1-Jul-15 2:13