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If you just replaced a lightbulb you obviously are maintenance-crew 
Want to see panic? Have a software-engineer hold a screwdriver, climb on his desk and threaten to replace a lightbulb.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Want to see panic? Have a software-engineer hold a screwdriver, climb on his desk and threaten to replace a lightbulb.
Hey, that's me! 
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Avijnata wrote:
No, am a Mechanical engineer
Doubtful. A mechanical engineer would have fixed the bulb rather than just replace it.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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A week or two ago, I seem to have installed a windows 8.1 update I shouldn't have.
Ever since that, I get a "Performance Option" dialog[^] EVERY FLUCKING time I start up Windows.
Sorry, in Swedish. For the minority of you who don't speak Swedish, here's a translation:
Performance options
Procesor scheduling
Choose how processor resources should be allocated
Prioritize performance for:
Programs / Background services
It doesn't seem to remember the option I chose the last time it came up (and why it has to come up at all when it hasn't been a problem before, I can't imagine) 
Also, at random intervals, but at least 4 or 5 times a day, another dialog pops up that says that windows has to close some programs because it's short on memory (and I don't have THAT much open). I normally say no and close the programs I want to close, but it's REALLY annoying.
And all of this happened just recently! Presumably after last MS Patch Tuesday Does anybody else have the same problem? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 1-Jul-15 13:49pm.
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If there is, I want my money back for Microsoft's free anti-virus/spyware program... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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According to Google, something is corrupted such as the pagefile.sys.
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I actually suspected it was something with the swap file, but I couldn't find anything on Google. Have you got a link? Does it suggest a way to repair it?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I'll have a look anyway. Thanks a lot Bassam! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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if you never start WinBlows again, it won't happen again... Just saying..
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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All these light bulb posts remind me of this joke;
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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In 9 teams of 6 presumably?
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before you can call him an lightbulb engineer?
The answer my friend, is blowing wind. The answer is blowing wind.
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Auric Goldfinger wrote: The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind. The answer is blowing in the wind.
FTFY... unless you were trying for a bottom-wind joke?
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you ruined my already bad, fart joke. 
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LMAO. Nice.
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How much wind could a wind breaker break if a wind breaker could break wind?
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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