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Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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No one sacrifices Boromir on my watch
"... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute
"Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. - gavindon
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You have a picture of Boromir on your Apple watch? 
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He's too old, and his tits are too big... Now get the f^ck off my porch fat man... 
"... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute
"Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. - gavindon
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We model your databases, we code your object classes, we design your GUIs, we backup your data while you sleep - do not f^ck with us 
"... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute
"Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. - gavindon
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clientSurfer wrote: clientSurfer
So, just how many clients have you surfed?
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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TheGreatAndPowerfulOz wrote: So, just how many clients have you surfed?
hehehe one's too many and a hundred ain't enough 
"... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute
"Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. - gavindon
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put a fork in it.
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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but...oooo what's that?!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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...tomorrow.
Or maybe Friday.
Definitely some time this month.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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... but, I lost it.
Sorry
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but I couldn't think of a punch line.
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Nevermind, I managed to get it done.
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There are a lot of selfish people with all this "I" this and "I" that. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Who sells fish?
Are there chips also?
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Only if there is a pint to wash them down with. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Let me see if I can mussel in on this pun party.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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phil.o wrote: chips
I'm sure you are confused and actually mean:
Are there fries with that?
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Indeed, I am.  <- see how
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a river... it just didn't flow with humor like I thought;
a light switch... the laughs were on & off;
a wave... people started walking way;
my humor... it got the most laughs of any I wrote;
CodeProject... it got voted down;
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...it's quite shocking!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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