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C-P-User-3 wrote: No joke ! Same thing happened here.
No joke ! Same thing happened here.
"... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute
"Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. - gavindon
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So does that mean "infinite" means 3? Ah! No that now makes 4!
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for the next two weeks, you are a dork.
Starting..........now.
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I agree, it's getting beyond a joke. 
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I don't mean to be a stickler, but you are joking, right?
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Let's start posting things about koje's
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I heard a dyslexic koje about a nam who walked into a bra.
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Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Well, you must have heard the (really old and almost certainly posted before) one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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But you posted this after you typed it...dork!
All joking aside I agree we did go overboard on saying Jehovah posting jokes in these two days.
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I was going to post a joke about op-amps, but I got too much negative feedback.
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"... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute
"Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. - gavindon
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Residents say he sticks to himself and described him as "odd."
That's a bit of an understatement. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Not really. He was just getting even. 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Colin Mullikin wrote: He was just getting even.
I hope he never finds the girl that dented his car in the parking lot at the store. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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Richard Deeming wrote:
Residents say he sticks to himself and described him as "odd."
That's a bit of an understatement.
My thoughts exactly.
This comes under the category of "just when you think you've heard everything".
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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Well, now we know where she[^] comes from...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Why the blindfold? Was he afraid the alligator might identify him in a lineup?
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This would be funny if it we're true
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Kevin Marois wrote: This would be funny if it we're true
You're right when I fist looked it up on Snopes I got no matches because I misspelled alligator.
Once I corrected the spelling I did find it to be false. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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Of course it was a female gator - he's not some sort of pervert!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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but it hasn't been made.
Hogan
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annoying joke posts but that would be a paradox
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..but you might not be able to handle it.
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