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Marc Clifton wrote: Is that an ad for software or Viagra?
What, would you like it to be?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Software may need Viagra for an UP-date.*
- Warning. If your update lasts more than four hours, see you ISP.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Are you sure that's not from Microsoft?
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Somebodies learned some new big words I see, but haven't learned how to use them yet? 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: We are quiet
They should've stopped right there 
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My understanding is that the spammers deliberately include grammatical errors & the like, as that puts off the better-educated recipients, and increases the probability that respondents will be easily conned. Having said that, I think your example goes a tad far.
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WHERE/NOWHERE
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Where is it at? Behind the at the corn festival, I got some roasted ears flared, trunk raised, and trumpet blarings of Saturn is a sort of vaseline and mean Joe Greenvillage idiotic-tac-toe the line fevern Gosden of thieves we heard it from the people of the town crier was raising cainbrakeman in the middle of nowhere
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Boring!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Seems some twat has reported one of my posts as spam. It has been removed by management to keep the mouth breathers here happy and so they can keep on feeling like they make a difference in the world.
It was a post to advise that a piece of software I bought over 9 years ago, have updated every release since and still use now, is on sale for 50% off.
I paid for it, I use it, I have no affiliation with the company nor will I make any money off any sales.
Now, I don't want to upset the morons by telling anyone directly what it is, so I will have to put some clues below.
Software
File format most DVD downloads come in + First part of Nish's original name on Code Project.
Where's The Deal
There are 8 ???? to the byte + French for Of The Day
There you go Sean, no more posts to help fellow CPiansd out nor to upset the faarrrkkkking kunts.
If you remeber a few years ago, I posted about Maria Sharapova and got banned 3 times in a day. That has lead to Elephant being a staple euphimism here.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I saw the post, I didn't report it as spam though. I have also used that S/W in the past and did consider purchasing it at the discounted price, but its not something I use that much so I couldn't justify it, I bet I need it tomorrow now.
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I didn't report the post, but I can understand why others did - links to commercial software, particularly when you're not responding to someone who was looking for that software, don't tend to be welcome here.
And I think it might have been Michael's brother, Yorick. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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It sounds like your previous post was perfectly innocent, so why come back and post something like this that is not? Take the higher road.
A few days ago I posted a bit of humor that played on that same word, but I posted it in the SoapBox, where it belongs.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: It sounds like your previous post was perfectly innocent, so why come back and post something like this that is not? Take the higher road.
Come on! I've been here 16 years and have never taken the high road that I can remember.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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But the view's better. And you can set up a telescope...
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I just upvoted this, and guess what? Someone has already downvoted - so that'll be an "abuse" vote then.
Some people have very thin skins, methinks...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I got an abuse vote a couple of weeks ago for posting a Bill Hicks quote about the American flag in a thread in the Soapbox.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I just upvoted this, and guess what? Someone has already downvoted - so that'll be an "abuse" vote then.
Reckon I'll get banned this time? Did I ever tell you about my mate Tantor and the Russian tennis player?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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No worries, mate!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Michael Martin wrote: Seems some twat has reported one of my posts as spam
Could have a pretty good guess at who that was as well.
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Not necessarily. There are no shortage of self aggrandizing wuck fits.
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Ain't that the truth!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And now I notice you've bee hit by one too. 
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They probably think I'm part of the "gives a shift" brigade.
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