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Display Name Taken wrote: Where am I supposed to meet new people now?
Facebook. 
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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I have been waiting for a very long time, until now. I bought a new laptop 2 months ago and reserved it then. I waited for a long time that this Get Windows 10 icon is appearing to me as a stupid logo. 
Anyways, did India get the release? I hope, I will get the release after 30 minutes. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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See my post above, its being rolled out on a "first come first served basis" which means many won't be able to upgrade today, so for a lot of people it will be a bit of a non-event.
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Ah, that was helpful. Thank you for relieving my pain buddy.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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This is like the ultimate Leslie Nielsen situation...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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The joke is actually very good! 
<lol>Life is 2short 2remove USB safely
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That may be true, but that joke was made 8 years ago by a guy that died 4 years ago, at an event featuring two of the most prominent names in modern computing (Jobs and Gates). I think it's safe to say it has been posted here before, and everyone has already seen it...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Colin Mullikin wrote: and everyone has already seen it..
So?
Just sayin... 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: So?
Keep in mind if you ever say the same thing twice, you're evil. I mean the lowest of the low. What kinda scum says the same thing twice? Especially on the Internet?? Didn't ya mamma teach you better?
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Keep in mind if you ever say the same thing twice, you're evil. I mean the lowest of the low. What kinda scum says the same thing twice? Especially on the Internet?? Didn't ya mamma teach you better?
I agree. You can say that again. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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<lol>Life is 2short 2remove USB safely
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But he didn't say "the same thing twice"; he said "so". 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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"So"- it may also relate to the album by Peter Gabriel released 1986: kinda old stuff, but music still sounds good 
<lol>Life is 2short 2remove USB safely
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Thanks!
<lol>Life is 2short 2remove USB safely
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There are more than 11 million CP members, while the views count for this joke video is less than 7 million, thus, to the contrary of what you said above, there are about 4 million folks (at least) who may see it for the first time. Regarding the timing of that joke - well, it's much younger than the aphorism attributed to another prominent name (see below), which is included in your signature  : Quote: "The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative". -Winston Churchill
<lol>Life is 2short 2remove USB safely
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"A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?" (excerpt from) W. B. Yeats, "The Second Coming," 1919
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Except that it should be 'The Tenth Coming' it is eerily accurate...
But do not panic - we lived the other nine...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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"Even this shall pass away." 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Too much drugs.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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His eyes were two slits that would make a snake proud
With a face that any painter would paint as he walked through the crowd
Worshipping a god with the body of a woman well endowed
And the head of a hyena
Bob Dylan "Angelina" 1981
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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How long before Windows Update FORCES a Win10 update, do you think?
My money is on "Less than 3 months"... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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As long as it doesn't make me re-install all my apps, and doesn't lose me any of my files, it'll be fine... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: As long as it doesn't make me re-install all my apps, and doesn't lose me any of my files
'nuff said[^]
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OriginalGriff wrote: As long as
=== never...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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