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B. Clay Shannon wrote: Johnny Winter and
I wonder how many will get this reference?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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One is the loneliest number
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My C# code just looked like this.
public Export (id) {
};C# with a JavaScript flavor I guess... 
Doing a rather fun project with quite some front-end work.
I know, I just mentioned 'JavaScript' and 'fun' which doesn't work well together, but since JavaScript doesn't seem to go anywhere anytime soon I might as well learn to enjoy it 
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Sander Rossel wrote: I might as well learn to enjoy it
Exactly. 
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As long as you don't pass a list of functions, that contain some more functions with a list of functions...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You missed some functions 
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That's taking functional programming to the extreme!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Not really. In some lecture I was tortured with LISP and the whole course was like that. Without the benefit of a debogger debugger, of course. Since then I see functional languages as a passtime for eggheads, but not as practical in any way.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Sander Rossel wrote: seem to go anywhere anytime soon I might as well learn to enjoy it 
If you aren't already, please learn jQuery. It is wonderful and can make coding in JavaScript truly fun. I love jQuery. It's awesome.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Of course I'm doing jQuery 
jQuery and Knockout mostly.
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And for C# there is CsQuery[^]. I LOVE this library.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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If you love jQuery, try Angular.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Brady Kelly wrote: try Angular.
As a replacement or in addition to? I've heard of it but not used it before.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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As a replacement or in addition to jQuery, and Old World HTML. It has a very broad scope for a framework, and in fact uses a jQueryLite itself for selection etc. It's two-way data binding is quite a big feature, and the Observer pattern, so one change in the user input in an Angular app can really raise a massive chain of model and DOM updates.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Just wanted to let you guys know, y'all seem to be interested in that.
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Same here. Dunno how that is relevant, though.
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The only problem I have with windows 10 is that I don't have it. Will be buying a new computer sometime soon so I'll be getting it. Actually looking forward to it.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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The trick there is to let your eyes get used to the Windows Phone like UI attached to the start menu.. In weeks slowly you'll fall in love and ditch your iPhone/Android and order an nicely tiled Windows Phone. So you'll fall for this trap? 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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I'm quite happy with my Windows Phone already, thank you!
Generally, what really convinces me is the minimalist approach to the UI. Icons that deserve the name etc.
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Neither do I. Ain't got it.
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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I set up my monitors with two different pictures yesterday, and when I powered up today, there they were. (And it started faster than Win7 did as well...sort of. Some apps take an absolute AGE to load for the first time, but do shut down quicker)
Then I viewed a JPG file. Once I had worked out what app to use, anyway. And it was on the wrong monitor, so I moved it to the correct one. But it went green...
Eventually worked out that I could position the image so it was half on one and half on the other, and switch it between perfect on both, and green on both by moving it a single pixel left or right. 
Turns out it's because under Win7 I had calibrated one monitor to my printer, and not the other. Delete the calibration, and it's all fine. So now, I'll have to redo the calibration (which takes all morning, so I'll leave that for now.
Then I noticed I had apparently acquired a US keyboard...install the UK pack: download 25Mb, couple of seconds. Install? 40 minutes...and needs a restart. Close all apps first, and notice that both monitors now have the same image.  Reboot.
Two images are back! Yay! They have swapped monitors, but I can live with that...
And while I'm moaning, why the heck have they separated the Start menu and the Search to two buttons? It worked beautifully in Win7 on the same button...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Windows 10 rants are so last week.
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Now the mob is walking with the torch towards Windows Phone village. That will soon arrive in some days. Weeks/Months?
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Most of your issues seem related to having two monitors, send me a second monitor and I will test it for you.
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Nah, I think you need the graphics card and the printer as well. Better just send the computer and all its peripherals!
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