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Writers wrote: ...researchers claim...
Mmmm...hmmm...
Moon made entirely of liquid cheese...
...researchers claim.
<Political Candidate Surges> In Polls...
...researchers claim.
Dinosaurs Cloned From Fossils
...researchers claim.
I read them all on Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook so I know its true.
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Quote: a brain that resembles the maturity of a five-week-old foetus.
They are being put immediately to work on the latest iPhone apps.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Microsoft today released its third technical preview of Windows Server 2016 and Systems Center 2016, bringing with them the first public preview of Windows Server Containers. This release features the culmination of work Microsoft had pledged to do alongside Docker to bring containers to both Azure and Windows Server.
This release also improves upon the Nano Server capabilities announced in April. Nano Server can now be installed on physical hosts or in virtual machines, and it can deployed servers and managed through PowerShell. Containers, containers, containers! It's all about the containers lately.
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I bet it's just a cardboard box. 
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Maybe containers should have been on the list?
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Bad, if my bank tells something like this, only 0.000001% are destroyed , unfortunatelly it was your account 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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No surprise in lightning striking data in the cloud 
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/ravi
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"On the surface, Eve is an environment a little like Excel that allows you to 'program' simply by moving columns and rows around in tables. Under the covers it's a powerful database, a temporal logic language, and a flexible IDE [Integrated Development Environment] that allows you to build anything from a simple website to complex algorithms."
"In the words of the project's manifesto, the aim is to create 'a world where programmers [can] focus on solving the hard problems without being weighed down by the plumbing.' "
"Think dragging and dropping rather than typing into a text editor, and being able to describe exactly what you want from a computer rather than translating it into an intermediate language first.
"Version 0" is admittedly far from a polished release, Granger acknowledges on his blog. But the project has evolved enough now that it can convey Eve's mission—and let developers, tinkerers and anyone else experiment with the project, with or without coding chops. [^]
Good luck with all that, Eve.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Sounds wonderful... on the face of it but "a world where programmers [can] focus on solving the hard problems without being weighed down by the plumbing" is a) I've heard it all before and b) nonsensical: the very root core of being a programmer is that you know which bits of the plumbing you have to create to support a specific business need that no one tool could possibly know about or cope with without some underlying support designed and built by the programmer.
Besides, if my job is reduced to simply moving things around on a design surface then I'm done. I like the crazy plumbing.
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BillWoodruff wrote: Good luck with all that, Eve.
Maybe it's just me - but do I detect a subtle hint of snark there?
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peterchen wrote: a subtle hint of snark there
Subtle ? What's subtle ? 
Same old hooch again, shiny new packaging ... again.
Perhaps Eve's looking for an Adam's apple ?
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Well, I'd just say just because so many failed doesn't mean everyone has to.
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Anyone remember Object Vision from Borland? Reminds me of that.
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And Microsoft Access, and LightSwitch, and Scratch.NET
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 Why why why... do venture capitalists still fall for these things...
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Reverse the question (or the polarity of the neutron flow): Why is never me that has the idea to attract this monkeys?
Geek code v 3.12 {
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Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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awwwww. I was hoping for an article about how to script flying fleets of giant spaceships.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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The Bitcoin network is running out of spare capacity, and two increasingly divided camps disagree about what, if anything, to do about the problem. Brother, can you spare a blockchain?
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Well, this should be interesting. Hackers who claim to have stolen data from Ashley Madison, the dating site for cheaters, recently posted nearly 10-gigabytes of said stolen data. Good time to be a divorce lawyer
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Kent Sharkey wrote: We have explained the fraud, deceit, and stupidity of ALM and their members. Now everyone gets to see their data … Keep in mind the site is a scam with thousands of fake female profiles. See ashley madison fake profile lawsuit; 90-95% of actual users are male. Chances are your man signed up on the world’s biggest affair site, but never had one. He just tried to. If that distinction matters. …
Too bad for those men, they’re cheating dirtbags and deserve no such discretion. Too bad for ALM, you promised secrecy but didn’t deliver.…
They're not wrong, it's just none of their business and they're still assholes who deserve jail time.
As I see it only one party has broken the law and it's not ALM (although I fail to see how Application Lifecycle Management got involved  ).
I don't have a profile on ALM by the way.
I'm single, so that wouldn't make sense (that's right ladies, I said SINGLE!)
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Despite industry-wide calls for Flash’s demise, lots of major websites still use the aging browser plugin. and they won’t explain why. "Flash, aah, he'll save every one of us"
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Any websites that use Flash should be blocked by major ISPs until they remove Flash.
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Then there would be no more porn on the internet.
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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